“There are many types of monsters that scare me: Monsters who cause trouble without showing themselves, monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood… and then, monsters who tell nothing but lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance: They are much more cunning than others. They pose as humans even though they have no understanding of the human heart; they eat even though they’ve never experienced hunger; they study even though they have no interest in academics; they seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such monsters, I would likely be eaten by them… because in truth, I am that monster.”

Look, I know I’ve been annoying you so much lately but I-
Do you remember that time when you told me I was one of your best friends and that you loved-
How’s school going? I see you around all the time and I just really miss-
Really, I just can’t believe we aren’t as close anymore and I-
What happened to us?

startedraining said:

did some random white boy try to get at you BITCH I WILL FUCK HIM UP WHO IS HE WHERE HE LIVE

Ah he started coming to the Pathfinder club and he’s pretty cool so we talked some but I mean I still barely know the dude I’m VP I have to talk to the people

I actually don’t know how he got my number it’s mildly terrifying

Probably one of the other guys gave it to him so we’ll need to have a talk about that

But ANYWAY he’s been not-so-subtly making passes and I’ve stated my sexuality and outright said no a few times so this is just kind of the peak of his creepiness like he he decided that he was going to nickname me (???) and for whatever reason he chose ‘Cater’ as an appropriate name and I asked why and he said it was from an anime and I asked which one to which he replied ‘less like an anime and more like a hentai’ like ?????? Why???? Are you too hopped up on Monster to think ??? Like at all???

ANYWAY I just sort of brushed it off like that’s fucking weird but you know to each there own then he asked how old I was which is a reasonable question I guess then he asked about my eye color and if I wanted to RP with him through text and legit his next text was ‘*smiles and blushes* hi i’m hayden’ like??????????????


I did not sign up for this

So I just said I didn’t want to RP over text and then he asked if I’m the cuddling type of person????

So at this point I’m fucking pissed so I just reply with ‘No it makes me uncomfortable’ and he’s just like ‘well would you be uncomfortable with me? ;)’ HE DID THE FUCKING STRAIGHT WHITE BOY WINKY FACE I ALMOST THOUGHT IT A MYTH and I’m just seething over here like yes bitch I’m fine with cuddling just not with you fucking creeper so this was about the time of my first or second post over what was happening and Shoop texted my like ‘Pun him to death’

So that’s what I did

I responded to everything with a vaguely threatening pun telling him to fuck off and he just get getting angrier and angrier like I could smell the fedora coming off of him

So long story short if you’re ever being creeped on just respond to everything with puns

But yes if you’d like to beat his face in be my guest dear