incidentally, I initially misread that last ask as “Amethyst Crossing” like Animal Crossing (rather than just the phrase like someone crossing something) and it made me think of how adorable it would be if SU did an AC parody or something where, like, Steven is the villager and all the animal villagers are Amethyst shapeshifted into different animals.
Like Steven gets really into AC and he’s like “oh man, I wish there could be a real town like this!” and Amethyst is like “Well maybe there can” and then they spend the whole afternoon LARPing Animal Crossing with Steven getting fruits and catching bugs and fish and ‘selling’ them to various villagers Amethyst shapeshifts as. And, like, Amethyst could totally do all the cartoony emotion expressions the animals do.
and then like at the end of the day Steven puts on dog ears and a little dog snout mask and plays a concert as K.K. Slider with his ukulele