Harry: he looks like the really attractive one with goofy hair, and he likes old lady things like knitting and game shows…
Zayn: he looks like he thinks he’s cooler than the others… and he gets a lot of attention from both genders but he doesn’t care because he’s too cool.
Niall: he looks like one of those blonde girls that post nothing but selfies on instagram and he wears shorts with knee high nike socks with sandals.
Liam: he looks like he might be the older one that’s like, the mom? Or just a really butch… weird… guy.
Louis: he’s the hella gay one.