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I do not want to pressure you but you are a man now.. in a way. It’s time for you to start meeting girls. I would like to see you settled before I ascend to heaven and live with the angels.

Anomaly #12: The Dipper

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Anomaly #12, the Dipper.

I’ve been working on this little guy for a straight week now in my little scraps of spare time and he is finally completed! Finally I have something to take my frustrations out on when Dipper makes poor life choices in Season 2.
BUT HOLY SHIT THERE’S MORE?
Yes! I have added several fun features to this little dipshit! Behold!

FEATURE #1

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Did you think that one expression would be enough? How am I supposed to show the sweaty awkwardness that is Dipper with just ONE expression? So I made his eyes and mouth interchangeable with state of the art VELCRO technology! Mixing and matching pieces makes for all sorts of fun!

FEATURE #2

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Well Alex Hirsch did say we do terrible things to the Pine’s twins up here…I guess he does have a right to be worried about us. Dipper is MUTILATE-ABLE. Judging by the events that have transpired thus far in Season 2, it looks like Dipper will be getting himself in a looooot of trouble this season. Dippers limbs are detachable using snaps. His clothing is also removable so that he can be dressed in other outfits if needed or wanted. His limbs also have wire in them so they can be moved and posed however you need.

Feature #3

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Also have I mentioned that you can DISEMBOWEL this Dipper? Not only can you rip out his entrails but his huge torso wound is also good for holding stuff such as money, your cellphone, snacks…heck I was able to fit like 3 rice crispy treats in him.

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However he cant hold Vodka too well.

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Umm *cough* moving on…

Feature #4

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Well I don’t know if this counts as a “feature” but I tried to make this Dipper as accurate as possible, so his birthmark hides under his hair, 

Feature #5

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Hes really soft and makes an awesome pillow. 

Here’s some more example pictures as if this post was not long enough.

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(one of my favorite expressions from Into the Bunker)

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"Oh, what? Are you saying I’m not a male man? Is that what you're trying tosay? I’m not male, I’m- I’m not a man? Is that- is that what you're getting at?”

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"Dude…you’re laying on my bra."

Enjoy, expect more pictures of Dipper doing things I suppose.

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