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Chapter 21 in which D-suke acts as C-ta who receives the Monkey Paw. B-ka as A-ya, A-no as B-ko, C-na as D-ne. Next up seems to be C-na/D-ne’s Mearry-san story.

Full chapter here, please bear with bad phone cam quality until this chapter can be scanned by someone else.

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Vegan Buffalo Chicken Round Up

Buffalo Bites & Blue Cheese Dressing

Buffalo Cauliflower Wing Pizza with Tofu Blue Cheese Spread (GF)

Vegan Buffalo Chicken Salad (GF)

Spanish Rice, Buffalo Tempeh, Kale & Bell Pepper Wraps (GF option/NF)

Buffalo Chickpea Nachos

Buffalo Mac & Cheese

Buffalo Chickpea Dip

Buffalo Cauliflower Chicken Sandwich

EXO reaction when their GF is trying to tell them something subtly, and ends shouting that she's pregnant because they won't get the clue

Here goes a loooong one, guys!

- Xiumin: I’m almost sure you’re trying to tell me something… What do you think, Lu-ge? ·Luhan: No idea, Minnie.

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*after you exasperatingly shout out your news* YOU ARE WHAAAAAAT!?!?

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- Luhan: Why can’t you eat pork belly nor drink soju anymore? Why are you saying we’ll need a bigger place to live now? Are you sick of the boys? I mean, I know they can be creepy and loud, but… *lost lovely deer*

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*you cut him* ·Y/N: I’m pregnant, you idiot! ·Luhan: you are pregnant. Pregnant. Pregnant? PREGNANT??? ·Y/N: Pregnant. ·Luhan: GUUUYS, PREGNANT IS Y/N!!!! I mean… PREGNAAAANT!!!!

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- Kris: What are you talking about, jagi? And why are thoes baby shoes on my desk?

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*after you shout that you’re pregnant* A BABY? FOR REAL? AND IT’S MINE? *crazily happy dance*

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- Suho: What is this “Possible names” list for? Are we buying a dog?

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*You hit him and tell him that you’re pregnant, giving him the analysis results* I’m going to be a daddy… I’M GOING TO BE A DADDYYY!!

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- Lay: *tries to understand* Why are you asking me if I want a boy or a girl? I already have you…

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·Y/N: I mean a baby boy or a baby girl, you retarded unicorn. ·Lay: Well, that’s even more weird. I don’t play with dolls anymore. Y/N: Wha… Oh, forget it, I’m pregnant *you give up* Lay: how… when… you… WE’RE HAVING A BABY, BOYS!!!

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- Baekhyun: *doesn’t understand anything, covers it with aegyo*

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·Y/N: ah, stop that. What I mean is that we’re having a baby, moron. ·Baekhyun: A baby? Like a little human? ·Y/N: Basically yes. ·Baekhyun: These deserves a dance.

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- Chen: Girl, stop that and tell me whatever you’re trying to say. *feeling like an idiot cause he doesn’t understand you at all*

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·Y/N: Oh, great, you take away all the excitement. Fine. Lovely as usual. ·Chen: Spit it out! ·Y/N: I’M PREGNANT AND YOU’RE STUPID. Happy now? ·Chen: *speechless for once* *he thought you were leaving him*

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*after he recovers from the shock* CHENCHENCHEN IS GOING TO BE A DADDY!!

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- Chanyeol: I… don’t think… I understand…

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·Y/N: Oh god, it’s an echography!! The only thing it can possibly mean is that I am… *wait for him to continue* ·Chanyeol: You are… *silence* ·Y/N: PREGNANT!! ·Chanyeol: Oh! I was about to say that!! Wait… WHAT!?!? *shock, falls to the floor*

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- D.O.: Stop teasing, jagi! Tell me, tell me, what is it? What, what, what, what… *squishysoo attacks*

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·Y/N: Okay, okay!!! I’m pregnant!!! God, I just wanted to make it exciting but… Kyungsoo, are you okay? ·D.O.: *blank stare to infinite* yeah, I’m fine, great, just going to have a baby. A baby. A BABYYYY!

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- Tao: Why are you talking about having a baby panda? Don´t you know it’s a protected species? *thinks you’re crazy*

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· Y/N: No, I mean… You’re a panda, isn’t it? Then if I tell you we’re having a baby panda… ·Tao: *still clueless* ·Y/N: OK, I’M PREGNANT!! ·Tao: WE’RE HAVING A BABY PANDA *faints*

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- Kai: What do you mean we won’t be getting much sleep really soon? If you want some, girl, just say it… *his pervy mind won’t let him get the hints*

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·Y/N: You pervert! I’m telling you we won’t be getting much sleep soon cause we’re going to have a baby at home! ·Innocent Jongin appears: Are you babysitting your niece again? She’s so cute… ·Y/N: I MEAN WE’RE GOING TO HAVE OUR OWN BABY, YOU MORON. ·Jongin: A BABY? I HAVE TO TELL MY HYUNGS, AND BUY DIAPERS, AND CLOTHES, AND … *nervous/excited/happy/hyperactive Jongin*

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- Sehun: Why do you have that t-shirt with the baby aboard sign? It’s so ugly it’s hurting my eyes… 

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·Y/N: you brat, I’m trying to tell you that I’m pregnant in an original way, and you just had to ruin it!!! AS USUAL!!! ·Sehun: Pregnant? WE ARE HAVING A BABY? Wait… that means… I WON’T BE THE MAKNAE ANYMORE!!!! *party hard*

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So… it was longer than I even imagine. Sorry for that, but once I started I couldn’t stop ·_·”

anonymous said:

you don't really have a gf, youre just saying that so people don't think you're gay:/ just be yourselffff

hahahaha her URL is crooked-young I ain’t no liar

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