I had Chipotle for lunch today at the office. The good news was that the burrito was excellent; however, I just had to fix their commie flower child quote on the bag. I may need to go get another burrito to tied me over until second lunch, so I may return their stupid bag to them.
Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man … living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.