So I own two identical Nike Pro Combat grey sports bras. One I use to work out, the other I wear as part of my Daryl Dixon (genderswap) Darlene costume.
Today I got ready for the gym really quick but I knew I looked cute in my grey compression shorts and my grey bra and a cute loose pink tank that matched my pink shoes and pink earphones and I was just like “I’m going to be THAT cute girl at the gym today”
So I run for 30 mins and then I started doing dead lifts and this guy starts benching nearby and on one of my uplifts he sat up and was catching his breath and I catch him staring at me with absolute horror in the mirror. Just, jaw agape, eyes huge, omg what happened to you horror.
I look in the mirror and my tank has stretched super loose and is hanging really low on my chest which normally I wouldn’t care about because hello, sports bra, but instead of seeing a cute little white swoop I see these horrific looking blood stains. Blood and now sweat is just super obvious all over my boob tamer and I just roll my eyes and groan because I realize I put on my Darlene bra that I specifically dyed to look disgusting.
He goes “are you ok?”
And I look at him dead in the eye and say “don’t worry, it’s not mine.”