the signs as types of friends

Aries: the one that stands up for you
Taurus: the one that sorts out your drama
Gemini: the one that helps you gain 1k on tumblr
Cancer: the one that takes you to the movies
Leo: the one that gets you into parties
Virgo: the one that doesn’t sugarcoat it
Libra: the one whom you take selfies with
Scorpio: the one who will literally kill for you
Sagittarius: the one that makes you laugh the most
Capricorn: the one that explains things to you
Aquarius: the one that lets you be yourself
Pisces: the one who really knows how to listen

which band from the emo trinity is your sign?

fall out boy:  aries, leo, scorpio, sagittarius

my chemical romance:  taurus, cancer, capricorn, pisces

panic! at the disco:  gemini, virgo, libra, aquarius

Victoria’s Secret for the signs:

Provocative/Very Sexy: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Dream Angels:  Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces

Body: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

Everyday: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius

what the signs feel when they like someone
  • Aries:fascination
  • Taurus:admiration
  • Gemini:enchanted
  • Cancer:spellbound
  • Leo:desire
  • Virgo:adoration
  • Libra:affection
  • Scorpio:passionate
  • Sagittarius:endearment
  • Capricorn:infatuation
  • Aquarius:woe
  • Pisces:enamored
How the Signs kiss you
  • Aries:Rough and short. They blush a little right after.
  • Taurus:tastes like cherry Chapstick. They keep their eyes closed and slowly open them to look at you.
  • Gemini:suddenly goes quiet, kisses you when you turn to look at them.
  • Cancer:Slow and sweet, with a hug and a confession right after.
  • Leo:runs their fingers through your hair while they do it. They're blushing and don't care.
  • Virgo:blushing mess. Almost doesn't do it. When you lean in, they don't want to stop.
  • Libra:knows you're nervous and is extra gentle with you. They ask you if you want to kiss first.
  • Scorpio:tells you you're cute and looks into your eyes. Their kiss is their confession to you.
  • Sagittarius:Tries to do a "Spider-Man" and kiss you upside-down. They end up hurting themselves but they know it was worth it.
  • Capricorn:they've calculated the exact moment they'd lean in for it. It's a nervous kiss, but you know they really like you.
  • Aquarius:They do it in the spur of the moment. They stare at you for a bit, and quickly lean in to give you a peck. They observe your face right after, and decide they like it.
  • Pisces:they've asked all their friends about if you like them or not. They touch your hand and get all nervous. They're surprisingly gentle.
the signs as parts of the 'something old, something new..' wedding tradition
  • something old (symbolizes continuity, stability, and a link to the past):capricorn, scorpio, aquarius
  • something new (symbolizes optimism for the future, good fortune, and success):aries, sagittiarius, gemini
  • something borrowed (symbolizes borrowed happiness, support, and acceptance):cancer, libra, leo
  • something blue (symbolizes purity, love, and loyalty):pisces, taurus, virgo
The signs as The Heartbreaker or The Heartbroken
  • The Heartbreaker:Aquarius, Libra, Gemini, Sagittarius, Leo, Aries
  • The Heartbroken:Pisces, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn
emo trinity as zodiac signs (requested)

my chemical romance: aquarius, scorpio, capricorn

panic! at the disco: libra, gemini, sagittarius, virgo

fall out boy: leo, aries, pisces, taurus, cancer

Signs as Greek gods
  • Aries:Zeus - the god of lightning
  • Taurus:Dionysus - god of wine, parties, and drunkenness
  • Gemini:Hermes - god of travel, communication, trade, language, and writing
  • Cancer:Hestia - goddess of the hearth, home, and chastity
  • Leo:Aphrodite - the goddess of love, beauty, and desire
  • Virgo:Demeter - goddess of the harvest, growth, and agriculture
  • Libra:Apollo - god of music, arts, and healing
  • Scorpio:Hades - god of the underworld
  • Sagittarius:Artemis- the goddess of the hunt and wilderness
  • Capricorn:Athena - the goddess of intelligence, strategy, wisdom, and peace
  • Aquarius:Hera - goddess of marriage, women, heirs, and empires
  • Pisces:Poseidon - the god of the sea
The signs as old people:

Aries: the old man always telling stories about when they were the star of their high school/college sports team/in the war; always wears a military hat or holding a sports ball

Taurus: the kindly grandmother who constantly bakes and everything is delicious, but also needlepoints cushions with cuss words on them

Gemini: the old man and his best friend for decades who are always telling jokes and making fun of everyone else; makes up lots of wildly exaggerated “when I was YOUR age” stories that obviously never happened just to annoy Scorpio and confuse the kids

Cancer: the grandma who begs you to stay just a little longer; she’ll bake you more cookies, pour you more tea or lemonade, crochet you another blanket…and calls constantly

Leo: J.K. Rowling’s relative that Gilderoy Lockhart was based on

Virgo: the lady always cleaning and asking about your problems, then giving really good advice

Libra: the woman who speaks often and fondly of her many ex- and late husbands; shows you pictures of when they were younger and he was “quite the lady killer” and she was “where you got your good looks from”

Scorpio: the guy always saying “when I was YOUR age” and “back in MY day” even though things really weren’t that different; every story they tell has a moral about suffering

Sagittarius: the crazy uncle who gets drunk at every social gathering and takes his shirt off and makes loud, inappropriate comments and jokes, but no matter how much everyone always complains about him, they always invite him anyway (and retell his stories fondly)

Capricorn: laments the business they could’ve started and how dare that new, young CEO have forced them to retire after they worked for that company for 40 years; maybe they’ll start their own company now, that’d show ‘em…

Aquarius: talks for hours about how kids these days don’t know the MEANING of the word ‘protest’. Back in their day, they hiked cross-country with their picket signs, chanting until their voices grew hoarse and their feet were black and blue; never giving up; standing outside the capitol in heat, wind, rain or snow; doing whatever drugs they wanted and having lots of sex and burning bras and CHANGING THINGS and…but their stories are actually interesting, so you still listen

Pisces: is so happy you came to visit that they’ll talk about whatever you want, do whatever you want, and always look a little sad when you say goodbye but try to smile and wave anyhow