• lojic.dump:well no because elysium daddy long legs have actual fangs
  • that they can use
  • they mostly live in the northwest, way way northwest of he city
  • me:wtf becca why
  • lojic.dump:because
  • it's ironically named
  • me:fuck irony
i will be “that author”
everyone will know me as that one girl that wrote her own oc so in hate with a canon character that they fucked
—  tumblr user gatspookyparty on her ao3 fic of us your friends