"average starfleet medical officer flirts with cardassians 2 times a month" factoid actualy just statistical error. average starfleet medical officer flirts 0 times with cardassians each month. dr julian bashir who lives on a space station and flirts 10,000 times with a cardassian every week, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love that I’m in denial about every series of Star Trek’s ending like nope 

Kirk and Spock are happily married and ALIVE as old husbands

Data and Geordi are livin’ it up commanding their own ship

Sisko is retired and playing baseball somewhere

Garak and Bashir are happily married and living on Cardassia 

ssHHHHH THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED AND I’M STICKING TO IT

[elim garak voice] Julian Bashir??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of Julian Bashir spill out of jacket] w-what  a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of Julian Bashir scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for Miles just listen