i could write a review of this game, but so many other people have written exactly what i would say. so, i’ll just leave a recipe for a breakfast omelette:

you will need:
3 eggs
a tablespoon of milk
4 bacon strips
1 potato
¼ red onion
salt, pepper, garlic powder, cayanne pepper(a dash of each)
cooking oil

Start off by dicing your potato and onion into little bits, then dropping that into a medium skillet with some oil. cook over a med-high flame, stirring frequently so that the potatos don’t burn. salt lightly. takes about 15 minutes to cook. when done, the outside should be alittle crunchy, the inside moist. onions will blacken, thats fine. remove from heat and set aside to dry in some paper towels or coffee filters.
Next, start the bacon, just plop that in a skillet and cook it for 3 minutes, flip, cook for 2 more minutes then add to your potatos.
While the potatoes are cooking, you can start to prepare your eggs. just crack all 3 into a cup, add the milk and seasonings you want. mix it up so its a uniform yellow. get a medium skillet warmed up.

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART! the fire MUST NOT be too high or YOU WILL BURN THE OMELETTE! it needs to be a low flame. heat up the skillet, grease it with cooking SPRAY or butter, then drop in the egg mixture. if you didn’t stir it enough you will see an egg yolk in your pan. If you do, just make scrambled eggs.

If you did it right, the eggs should cook slowly. As they start to become solid on the bottom of the pan(but still runny enough to move around the pan, it will be 2 layers), add a layer of cheese over HALF of the omelette(not too much, you will add more later and the grease from the cheese will RUIN the flip). add the bacon and potatos over the cheese, then add more cheese. Once the eggs are almost completly solid, take a spatulla and start to lift up the edges around the side that is empty, this will be the side you FLIP onto the other. once you can move most of the empty side, you will put the spatulla under the middle of the empty side and GENTLY slide it all the way to the middle of the omelette. then you will lift slowly and try to create a half circle by folding one half over the other. turn off the heat and transfer it to a plate.

If done right, you just made an amazing breakfast THAT WILL GET YOU LAID! Dont ever underestimate a home cooked meal. it will get you in bed with someone 99 out of 100 times.

Use this power responsibly.


260 Hours on Mount and Blade Warband

Shadow Warrior 2, Pump Action Shotgun

-Shadow Warrior (2013) was fantastic. And it had some great reloading animations in it. So when I heard that we were getting a sequel I was very excited. And then I saw some gameplay. Now I’m not only excited, but I can’t even contain myself. 

The action looks fast and filled with even more gore and just look at that amazing shotgun reloading animation. Look at it. Look at it some more. This is Blood Dragon level of amazing. That flip, the way you toss the shells into the shotgun and quickly spin it back..beautiful. Just beautiful. Can’t wait to play it. 

NINTENDO Vs SQUARE-ENIX . Poster Illustration. 2015


Another dream crossover and a stylistic homage to the legendary Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Ultimate All-Stars key art by Shinkiro.

To celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Fire Emblem, a new console Zelda coming soon-ish, Xenoblade Chronicles X, the Final Fantasy VII remake and the new Dissidia coming to arcades and generally so much good stuff happening right now for RPG fans.

From bottom to top:


Link - The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

Sheik - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Young Link - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time / Majora’s Mask

Lucina - Fire Emblem: Awakening

Chrom - Fire Emblem: Awakening

Shulk - Xenoblade Chronicles

(L to R)

Ike - Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn

Eliwood - Fire Emblem (GBA) ファイアーエムブレム 烈火の剣

Roy - Fire Emblem: Binding Bladeファイアーエムブレム 封印の剣

Issac - Golden Sun

Eirika - Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones

Ephraim - Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones

Marth - Fire Emblem ファイアーエムブレム 暗黒竜と光の剣

Zael - The Last Story

Avatar Male/Female - Fire Emblem: Fates

‘Skell’ Mech - Xenoblade Chronicles X

Gannondorf - The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Demise - The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

Pit - Kid Icarus: Uprising

Square-Enix [Final Fantasy]

Cloud Strife - Final Fantasy VII

Terra Branford - Final Fantasy VI

Onion Knight - Final Fantasy III

Lightning - Final Fantasy XIII

Noctis Lucis Caelum - Final Fantasy XV

Squall Leonhart - Final Fantasy VIII

(L to R)

Warrior of Light - Final Fantasy

Machina Kunagiri - Final Fantasy Type-0

Rem Tokimiya - Final Fantasy Type-0

Firion - Final Fantasy II

Bartz Klauser - Final Fantasy V

Vaan - Final Fantasy XII

Tidus - Final Fantasy X

Cecil Harvey - Final Fantasy IV

(Back Row)

‘Magitek Armor’ Mech - Final Fantasy Series

Y'shtola - Final Fantasy XIV

Sephiroth - Final Fantasy VII

Chaos - Final Fantasy

Zidane Tribal - Final Fantasy IX

My dear Batman…rumor is… you created the Joker. Nice work. Really, I applaud you. Too bad you couldn’t keep him alive.

You let him die and now what? What will you do without him… without your better half?

—  Scarecrow to Batman in the Nightmare missions ( though in reality this is Batman’s subconscious not Scarecrow himself… soooooo. Batman himself calls Joker his better half.)