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Ulf Dageby - Gallret

Watch on

Possibly the best song in the world.

it just hit me that the reason i’ve been feeling nonhuman lately, could be cause of those glow sticks i ate two years ago. i knew the numbing feeling in my toung was a bad sign.

Get to know me. Yes? no? ¿maybe?

I was really bored. Anybody reading it all deserves a cookie.

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

I have no idea. Have I ever held anybody’s hand?

2. Are you outgoing or shy?


3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

My best friend Maria in a few weeks.

4. Are you easy to get along with?


5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?


6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Hispanic and latinos

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

Hahahahahaha </3

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

Can’t say.

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?


10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

A friend of a friend at a party a while back, a really nice girl.

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

Can’t be bothered looking

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Annie Leibovitz (Timbuktu), If there is something (Roxy Music), Come on up to the house (Tom Waits), The Reaper (Blue Oyster cult), I wish I knew how it would feel to be free (Nina Simone)

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?


14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

No. Or maybe? Need a definition.

15. What good thing happened this summer?

Everything and nothing

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?


17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

Off course.

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?


19. Do you like bubble baths?

Yes, I was thinking about having a bath earlier today

20. Do you like your neighbors?

Some of them

21. What are your bad habits?

I wanna kill myself all the time

22. Where would you like to travel?

South America, also southeast asia.

23. Do you have trust issues?


24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Plugging my head phones in and listening to my music on the loudest volume

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?


26. What do you do when you wake up?

Get dressed

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

I wouldn’t mind to be slightly darker skinned

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

My best friend Maria

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

I don’t have any ex’s

30. Do you ever want to get married?


31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?


32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortensen

33. Spell your name with your chin.


34. Do you play sports? What sports?

No, my work gets me my exercise

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

Tv obviously

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

That’s my whole life in one sentence

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

Nothing, I love awkward silence and seeing the other person suffer through it.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

Benicio Del Toro

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Don’t care, anything cheap

40. What do you want to do after high school?

I’m already graduated, and I don’t want to do anything.

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?


42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?


43. Do you smile at strangers?


44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

Bottom of the ocean.

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

Not getting fired from work?

46. What are you paranoid about?

Everything there is to be paranoid about. I hate life.

47. Have you ever been high?


48. Have you ever been drunk?


49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

Every day I keep secrets with myself.

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?


51. Ever wished you were someone else?

Probably every day

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

My mood swings makes me wanna kill myself too often.

53. Favourite makeup brand?

Don’t care

54. Favourite store?


55. Favourite blog?

56. Favourite colour?


57. Favourite food? 

Salmon burrito and sushi

58. Last thing you ate?

Honey melon

59. First thing you ate this morning?

Pancakes at work

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

Yes, one was in 8th grade and we had to do a sketch of an original idea we had about something in science class and I was one of few winners in all of Sweden.

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?


62. Been arrested? For what?


63. Ever been in love? 


64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

I was gonna give a ugly guy a kiss on the cheek if he did something, I don’t remember what it was, and he did and I was gonna give him the kiss when he turned his head and we kissed on the lips. Also, he tried to stick his tongue in. very romantic…

65. Are you hungry right now?


66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

I don’t have tumblr friends

67. Facebook or Twitter?


68. Twitter or Tumblr?


69. Are you watching tv right now?


70. Names of your bestfriends? 

Maria, Amanda, Frida, Emilia

71. Craving something? What?

Nothing right now. Maybe a cigarette

72. What colour are your towels?

Blue right now

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?


73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?


74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

No bitch

75. Favourite animal?


76. What colour is your underwear?


77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate Jesus Christ.

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?


79. What colour shirt are you wearing?


80. What colour pants?

I’m not wearing pants

81. Favourite tv show?

Too many

82. Favourite movie?

The Fountain

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Didn’t even know there was a sequel

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

Mean Girls

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?


86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

I don’t fucking know..

87. First person you talked to today?


88. Last person you talked to today?

My mom a second ago

89. Name a person you hate?

I can’t even spell his ugly name

90. Name a person you love?

My niece, Signe.

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

I would love to punch so many people right now.

92. In a fight with someone?


93. How many sweatpants do you have?

One pair yo

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

A few

95. Last movie you watched?

LOTR on tv yesterday

96. Favourite actress?

Paz de la Huerta

97. Favourite actor?

Benicio Del Toro

98. Do you tan a lot?

Not until recently, I think I might become a tanorexic.

99. Have any pets?


100. How are you feeling?

Honestly, I’m having a really emotional day.

101. Do you type fast?

I guess.

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

Everything, yet nothing.

103. Can you spell well?

 No, I probably know English better then my mother language Swedish though.

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?


105. Ever been to a bonfire party?


106. Ever broken someone’s heart?


107. Have you ever been on a horse?

Fuck no

108. What should you be doing?

Looking for jobs

109. Is something irritating you right now?

Yes, too much.

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Currently happening. :)

111. Do you have trust issues?

Im pretty sure this was a question already?

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

Hm.. Maybe Maria?

113. What was your childhood nickname?

Lelle by everyone and my family still calls me Nea.

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

Yes bro

115. Do you play the Wii?


116. Are you listening to music right now?


117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

I don’t eat chicken, so no.

118. Do you like Chinese food?

Not that much.

119. Favourite book?

I don’t read much but I liked the bible.

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

No, maybe sometimes.

121. Are you mean?


122. Is cheating ever okay?


123. Can you keep white shoes clean?


124. Do you believe in love at first sight?


125. Do you believe in true love?


126. Are you currently bored?


127. What makes you happy?

My niece.

128. Would you change your name?


129. What your zodiac sign?

Typical Libra.

130. Do you like subway?


131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

This happened too many fucking times, I tell them to get real.

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

I swear I’ve already answered this?

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

Chandelier - Sia

134. Can you count to one million?


135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

When I was a kid, apparently I told people my grandma died in a car crash.. Also I told everybody we had had like shit loads of cats. No one in my family has every barley touched a cat in their life.

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?


137. How tall are you?

175 cm but people wouldn’t know ‘cause I’ve got the worst posture ever.

138. Curly or Straight hair?


139. Brunette or Blonde?


140. Summer or Winter?


141. Night or Day?


142. Favourite month?

July but also October.

143. Are you a vegetarian?


144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

Milk chocolate

145. Tea or Coffee?


146. Was today a good day?

No noo :(

147. Mars or Snickers?


148. What’s your favourite quote?

I don’t really have one but I used to have this quote by John Locke with me everywhere. “-No mans knowledge here can go beyond his experience.”

149. Do you believe in ghosts?


150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

There’s literally no book around me. 

there’s this big car meet in my city where people from all over the world come to look at old american cars and get drunk, and i’ve seen a couple of good looking men with james dean hair and cigarettes in their mouths.

i have no friends but i might just go there anyway. 

went to a baby shower, got drunk after ten minutes and went to a nearby playground to talk to my friend on the phone when a guy literally comes stumbling out of the bushes catching his breath and starts vomiting. i thought it was a guy who was trippin bad so i headed to him and asked if he was okay when i see it’s a kid all covered in blood. he had been fighting with an older guy that had been texting his girlfriend. i did my best not to laugh and took the karma opportunity and ran to get some tissues and water for the poor guy.

OMG! I just remebered! Last night I had to leave a party cause my heart was being an idiot and I was  walking behind two guys as I was walking to the spot where my dad was gonna pick me up. They didn’t know I was there behind them as one of them said “man, I really wanna take a dump right now” and he looked behind for people, but didn’t see me as I was sneaking myself up on his left side and said “Ha-ha I heard that!” He was like “oh shit, omg I was looking behind me that no girls were around” and I was like “but there was!” and he was like “yeah heh heh..”. And then we keept walking the same road for a few meters wihout saying a word, and just before parting I said “hey, we all gotta take dumps sometimes”, and he was like “yeah”. And then we parted and his friend was so drunk he stumbled over his own feet.


The look on his face when he saw me hearing him though, wow, it was superb.