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hello to everyone who sees this! This video was especially fun for me to make and I seriously wanna dedicate it to all you lovely tumblr people because you guys have brought so much joy into my life. Seriously even if I’ve never spoken to you before, I’m glad you came into my life, you guys make me feel so loved and happy and everything so I just wanna say that I’m seriously glad you came into my life guys (i hope this makes you smile/laugh/idk something) but seriously tho ignore the last part I was going crazy there ahhahahah

so its totally cool to tell all these kids that their dead relatives might be feeling their own cremation and burning for eternity

but god forbid we let the master and the doctor kiss throughout 43 years of sexual tension without first changing it so they are a nice het couple

no homo guys

o__o

By a show of hands, how many of you think we’ll get 10 billion shots of straight people grinding on each other during the club scene?

*raises hand*

tentaclemobster asked:

Saw you talking about langaha. Have you kept them, or do you know anyone who has? I've always heard they almost never survive in captivity for whatever reason, but would love to know if there's a proper way of keeping them.

They are very very difficult to keep. No, I have never tried. I would not consider myself nearly able to provide for their needs. Most importantly, they are specialised lizard-eaters, and providing lizards for them on a regular basis is a strain on most keepers. Environmentally, individuals form different locations probably have specific needs related to those environments, and they can be complex. Although most snakes are fairly hardy, Langaha is not. As far as I know, there are maybe three or four breeders in the world? If that.