Steve Gadlin’s “I Want To Draw A Cat For You” online venture ended after 18,794 custom cat drawings.

“By the way, his business got funded, presumably because he holds the patent on whatever the fuck he’s doing with his shoulders.”

Alas, John caught up with a superstar only after he left the building. The founder of (33% owned by Mark Cuban, thanks to that hypnotic shoulder dance on Shark Tank) put away his pens this past January so that he could devote time to his Kickstarter-funded TV talent show. Every word of that previous sentence is true. 

Show of hands. How many people are thinking right now that they missed their calling?

(via ChicagoInno)