Is that seriously a concern in the UK? I have never seen a child as well-dressed as this in my poor Canadian life, haha.
And this is definitely more your future child than my future child. My future children will only wear comic book/gaming/sci fi related clothing and nothing else.
</surprising no one>
It’s an epidemic! It’s a threat to the stability of our country, how are people supposed to know how old people are if they all dress old?! How is Britain supposed to function with all this sartorial chicanery! I think it is partly at the fault of Zara Kids clothing. For example here’s a picture from their catalogue I googled:
AGAIN HE HAS A BETTER BLAZER THAN ME. THEY LOOK LIKE THEY ARE MARRIED. THEY HAVE A DOG. THEY ARE READING, TO THE DOG. THEY ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO READ. THE DOG IS OLDER THAN THEM.
I thought Canada was rich! It’s number one on the places to live, perhaps because the people there aren’t spending all their money on clothes for their children? Do people in Canada have children? It’s true you’d suspect it, but I intend to dress my child like this: