// [ pretentious comic about Why I Hate Tumblr: Features a protagonist, the unsuspecting Featureless, Innocent Tumblr User, and Irrationally Furious Tumblr SJW. If effort is put into the comic, Featureless Innocent Tumblr User may be substituted for ‘Innocent White Cis Character’, or perhaps ‘Popular Anime/Videogame Character Who Knows What They’re Talking About’. Irrationally Furious Tumblr SJW can be depicted as either a featureless representation with the tumblr logo, or as a chubby dfab white person with short, dyed hair and possibly piercings. Comic begins with Protagonist uttering some phrase or word offhandedly, perhaps distracted from or unaware of the presence of Irrational SJW. The simple phrase causes Irrationally Furious Tumblr SJW to become Irrationally Furious with the Innocent Protagonist, and goes on an all-caps tirade, supplemented with as many exclamation points as possible. Depending on the subject matter, this part will mash together various forms of nounself pronouns, completely baseless claims of misogyny, ableism, or cultural appropriation (or, not so baseless, but presented in a wildly aggressive and Absurd manner), multiple -kin types, and/or a list of various ‘genderspecial’ genders. Protagonist is at a loss of words, perhaps uncomfortable looking. They feel threatened, attacked, bullied. In next panel, Protagonist offers a sound rebuttal, or points out a paradox in the previous Irrationally Angry Tirade. This catapults the Irrationally Furious Tumblr SJW into a lengthy tirade of which is probably in all-caps, bolded red text which grows smaller and smaller going down the word bubble to emphasize the sizable length of this Irrational Tirade. Protagonist seems worn out, confused, weary, annoyed, disgusted. Comic ends. ] //
Comic is uploaded only to tumblr, and possibly some subreddit dedicated to content like this.
Description: “AND THIS IS WHY I HATE THE HYPOCRITE SJWS.”