Reasons why I wish I could write comedy like the writers of Futurama #1

Leela: Can I hear the symphony?

Fry. No, I don’t want you to hear it until it’s finished.

Leela: But it’s so beautiful.

Fry: So’s a peacock, but you don’t eat it until it’s cooked.

  • Teja:A Guardians of the Galaxy AU where everything's the same but all of Ronan's lines are replaced by Bender's bullshit.
  • Teja:"HEY! HEY! NOOOOOVA PRIME! LOOOOOK AT ME! IIIII WANT ATTENTION!"
  • me:'But you have to look inside yourself and ask: "Am I funky enough to be an Accuser?"'
  • Teja:God dammit-
  • me:ARE YOU?
  • Teja:"I might be?"
  • me:"I THOUGHT SO."
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