funny-conversations

  • Tumblr post:I'd like to thank my arms for always being by my side.
  • Me:I'd like to thank my ears for always listening to me.
  • My brother:I'd like to thank the government for always watching me.
  • Me:I'd like to thank my bras for supporting me.
  • My brother:I'd like to thank my feet, for understanding what it's like to walk a mile in my shoes.
  • Me:I'd like to thank my eyes, for seeing things from my point of view.