Does anyone else ever give thought to what it would be like if there were people in parallel universes completely and emotionally invested in YOUR life? Like, who would they ship you with? What would their headcanons about you be? What would their fanfiction be like?
So my brother just farted on my fucking face. I said,
“What the fuck yo.”
He looked at me dead in the eye and said,
“My butthole blew you a kiss.”
Then proceeded to wink at me..
The little shit is 5,
Iv never felt so violated