WHATEVER FOREVER |  school sux long live summer

i. freaking out the neighborhood mac demarco ii. i hate school the aquadolls iii. i wanna be a witch teen suicide iv. offer together pangea v. alone & stoned king tuff vi. no hope kids wavves vii. hellhole ratrace girls viii. always n forever the orwells ix. bad kids black lips x. mama shannon & the clams xi. awkward fidlar xii. go down on you the memories xiii. teenage girl cherry glazerr xiv. eyes of the muse king tuff xv. alone ty segall xvi. bridge to hawaii tacocat xvii. la verdad pizza time xviii. i’m your burger dream girl the aquadolls ixx. lost my mind froth xx. summer suckers wax witches

I’ve reached the point where I don’t even need to say what I think about issues anymore. I can just think the thought and then simulate in my mind all the different debates with all the different viewpoints, all the frothing emotion and logical fallacies and anecdotal evidence and personal biases and rote regurgitation of half-grasped academic ideas. I can just let it all play out and then shut it off and back away, frustrated, alienated, dizzy with cognitive dissonance and bleeding from a bitten tongue. It’s just like a real conversation, but I don’t lose any friends.

Hey there, here’s another release for you to froth over.

UTE004 is the new Blind Authority EP, No Future.
The tape will be up for purchase soon and will be officially released next month. It will be limited to 40 and a single pressing. I’ve already been asked for distro copies to be put aside so you’ll have to get in quick when it’s up.

In the meantime, listen to this banger here:
http://blindauthority.bandcamp.com/

Word to your mother.

Boris Vian and Juliette Gréco, Paris, 1949

Boris Vian was a French polymath: writer, poet, musician, singer, translator, critic, actor, inventor and engineer. He is best remembered today for his novels. Those published under the pseudonym Vernon Sullivan were bizarre parodies of criminal fiction, highly controversial at the time of their release. Vian’s other fiction, published under his real name, featured a highly individual writing style with numerous made-up words, subtle wordplay and surrealistic plots. L’Écume des jours (Froth on the Daydream) is the best known of these works, and one of the few translated into English. Vian was also an important influence on the French jazz scene. He served as liaison for Hoagy Carmichael, Duke Ellington and Miles Davis in Paris, wrote for several French jazz-reviews (Le Jazz Hot, Paris Jazz) and published numerous articles dealing with jazz both in the United States and in France. His own music and songs enjoyed popularity during his lifetime, particularly the anti-war song “Le Déserteur”.

I think you know who Juliette Gréco is.

the millennial problem:

two millennials are barreling towards adulthood at 95 miles per hour. one of them has been coated with the most extravagant paint money can buy, but their steering apparatus is locked up until that coat’s paid off; the other’s brakes have been ripped out mid-trip, the thief yelling, “what, did you think you were entitled to these?” over their shoulder. half the tracks have been torn away to build second, third, and fifth garages for trains that are no longer running. solve for x. 

tell me again how the song goes — i’m so inadequate i might forget. if we’re not informed enough then we’re apathetic morons, but if we’re too informed we’re oversensitive reactionaries; if we think we deserve more then we’re narcissistic cutthroats, but if we’re happy where we are then we’re passionless layabouts. if we’re making money then we’re materialistic automatons who only care about stuff and don’t value the important things in life, but if we’re broke then we’re disgusting, spoiled children who expect everything in life to be a handout. if we spend too much time with technology then we’re antisocial, soulless zombies who spell the end for human interaction as we know it, but if we spend too much time together we’re a dangerous, unstable element who should get real jobs already. we’re a disgrace; we’re a embarrassment; we’re a mistake; we’re a disappointment; we’re not what you wanted, however you slice it, and all of it’s our fault, right? right? oh, god, am i getting the melody wrong?

here’s what i propose, everyone who wants to open their twenty-four-hour news cycles or their pork-barrel mouths, who wants to use their filthy fucking hands to tear this generation a new one: you try it. you come up with a picture of the generation you seem to want: one that’s neither apathetic nor engaged, one that’s neither ambitious nor content, one that’s neither rich nor poor, one that’s neither technologically connected nor interpersonally involved. don’t forget to factor in the variables — the years of economic instability; the globalization of everything from communication to art; the hugely stratified individual experiences we’ve had based on things like race, sexuality, gender, and socioeconomics, on things that come with whole histories of systemic bullshit; the overwhelming burden of student debt that so many of us face; the fact that hindsight is 20/20. you write the formula for the millennial that will shut you the fuck up about all the things we should be and aren’t, about all the ways we’ve failed you, and then you bring it to me. i promise you, i will try it. anything for a little peace and quiet, right? anything to stop hearing it everywhere i go: that voice saying that, at twenty-three, i might already have flunked out of life. 

(both millennials crash, spectacularly and yelling for help, into the station that never built a platform for them to pull into. onlookers stand by and shake their heads, wondering about the deplorable state of trains today. that’s what happens when nobody does the fucking math.) 

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