URGHURGHURGH SHITTY PENCIL LINES BLAH
(i promise i will clean them up)

anyway have some designs for my uncreative freakshowstuck au

JADE-THE DOG HEADED GIRL
Suffering from cynocephaly, Jade is nonetheless spunky and exuberant. She loves absolutely everyone, and sometimes exhibits doglike behaviours, such as licking people’s faces and chasing thrown items.
(Also likes ear scritches.)

JOHN-THE SLIME BOY
John is a troublemaker, to say the least.
He means no harm, of course, but if you wake up to find your kitchen coated floor to ceiling in cake batter, it’s probably his doing.
An incorrigible prankster, John is also an escape artist-having no bones makes it easy to slip out of almost anything.

DAVE-THE FALLEN ANGEL
Well, not really.
Dave has wings, yes.
He doesn’t like having wings, though.
Why?
Because the limited flight abilities he possesses have come at the expense of not having hands.
As such, he has become adept at using his feet to pick things up.

ROSE-THE THREE-EYED SEER
This mysterious young lady is something of a fortune teller, with her third eye being able to see into the future.
Very rarely will she give you a straight answer, though.

ROXY-THE DRUNKEN SPIRIT
Roxy’s ephemeral being is bound to an empty liquor bottle that she calls home.
She can enter and exit the bottle at will (no three wishes for you, sorry), but she’s compelled to stay near it most of the time.
Fortunately, she can pick it up and carry it somewhere else if she wants a change of scenery.
Much like John, she has a mischievous streak a mile wide, and likes to hide herself among ordinary liquor bottles to startle unlucky drunkards.

DIRK-THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN
Don’t you dare make any shitty puns about “losing your head.”
Dirk is very serious-or at least he tries to come across that way. 
He’s an experienced swordfighter and, upon joining the circus, took up horseback riding. (He’s pretty good at it by now.)

JANE-THE GARDEN GIRL
Jane’s body is comprised of plant matter and smells faintly of flowers and freshly trimmed grass.
She loves baking, even though she doesn’t eat much-a little water and some sunshine, and she’s good to go.
(Most of her confectionery creations are given to Jake.)

JAKE-THE BOY WITH TWO MOUTHS
The title says it all with this one, folks.
You can usually find him doing one of three things:
Eating, watching movies, or drooling over the Serket sisters.

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