(*Unnecessary use of the f-word my own as Franzone’s is for and by the family.)
Have you heard about this deal? Let me tell you about this deal! Wow, this deal. This deal is rad. Probably one of the most clever deals I’ve ever come across (if you know of a deal more clever let me know
.) OK so the fucking deal is this: every Monday, beginning at 5 P.M., Franzone’s
will sell you a large cheese pizza for the price of whatever time it is. For example, Mimi and I ordered our pizza at 5:50 and it was finished at 6:11. We paid $6.11 for our pizza. Not your average deal, amirite? Also, not your average pizza.
Over the last year, Franzone’s has become my favorite pie this side of the Great Egg Harbor Bay
. It’s hard to give you a point of comparison unless you’re familiar with Grotto Pizza
in Delaware. Both use a three cheese blend and feature a spiral sauce pattern. Crusts are on the thinner side (but not quite thin crust as they lack the crackery-crunch) but Franzone’s differs from and rises above Grotto with their sweet-as-a-meadow-full-of-puppies-and-tulips sauce. This is a selling point for some, dealbreaker for others. Imagine a tomato sauce that wouldn’t taste out of place on top of some vanilla ice cream. Amazingly, the sweetness does not overwhelm thanks to the cheese’s slight bite (cheddar? sharp prov?).
I’ll let the photos speak for themselves.
Narrow slices and a nice fold = portability/no need for a plate (if you don’t mind getting sauced on.)
1940 Main Avenue, Conshohocken - (610) 825-0323
501 Dekalb Street, Bridgeport - (610) 275-0114
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