• *phone rings*
  • Percy:Everybody shut up!!! *answers phone* Hi mom.
  • Hazel:HIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Piper:Come back to bed.
  • Leo:*various sex noises*
  • Frank:Tell her I said hi.
  • Jason:AYE! Pass the weed!
  • Nico:*ranting curse words in Greek, Italian, and English alike*
  • Annabeth:PERCY PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!!!
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i have this headcanon that there was a community corkboard on the argo II that had seen its fair share of shit (zoom in on it to see the post-its) 

i gave up after percy and im sorry for that. these are all sketchy 

((more of my art here btw x))

are we just going to ignore how frank zhang probably had the most traumatising introduction to the demigod world?  His grandma literally went up to him like “I know that your mother just died at war and that you haven’t seen her in a while anyways, but here’s a stick that can kill you follow these bloodthirsty wolves to california enjoy hopping the border”

The boys training at camp
  • Jason:man, the weather is warm
  • Percy:I'm too hot
  • Leo:hot damn!
  • Nico:what?
  • Jason:oh! I get it
  • Frank:...called the police and a fireman
  • Percy:I'm too hot!
  • Leo:hot damn!
  • Jason:make a dragon wanna retire, man
  • Nico:what is going on.
  • Percy:I'm too hot!
  • Jason & Frank:hot damn!
  • Leo:say my name, you know who I am!
  • Nico:STOP.
  • Annabeth:hey guys, what's going on?
  • Nico:ANNABETH MAKE THEM STOP.
  • Annabeth:stop what?
  • Percy:I'm too hot!
  • Jason, Frank, & Leo:hot damn!
  • Annabeth:
  • Annabeth:
  • Annabeth:am I bad 'bout that money
  • Percy:BREAK IT DOWN
  • Nico:*leaves*