“Spongebob then started giving him a lap dance. ‘Whoa there, laddie. I don’t seem to get how this works…’ He said, utterly confused. Spongebob smiled at the old man’s naieveness and said seductively, 'I wumbo you. You wumbo me.’”

i wish someone would make a sassy comment on one of my textpost so i could make a sassier comment and show the world what i’m really made of