I had a dream last night. You took me rock climbing.

You wouldn’t turn around, so I couldn’t see your face. It’s because I forgot what you looked like.

You didn’t speak at all, so I couldn’t hear your voice. It’s because I forgot what you sounded like.

You were ahead of me, the sun was so bright. My soul knew it was you.

I had a dream three nights ago, I was suddenly in the back of a car. The door was open, slushy snow on the ground. It was sunny too, a beautiful early spring day. Behind me was a beautiful mansion surrounded by a black iron gate. There was a pool, the most beautiful shade of blue I had ever seen.

I looked at myself to see that I was wearing a wedding dress, this day is my wedding day. I walked down the isle but didn’t see any of my family. But in front of me stood the most handsome man I have ever seen. He was crying as I got closer to him. He was my groom. He is my unknown soulmate.

Two nights ago, I had a dream where I woke up in the desert. There was a fiery plane crash behind me. I walked alone, for hours into the desert until I finally woke up.

Please fire me. An old redneck man came into the store and wanted to give me $100 to cut off my ponytail and give it to him because it would look good in his rear view mirror in his truck. Then he told me that with my new found wealth I can quit my job and live free like a bird. God, I hate being cashier.