'I feel more confident on my feet. Like in a photo, obviously, things look better wearing heels, but in terms of just kicking around and actually like experiencing an entire night, heels limit me. I feel I can experience about half of my night that I would be able to experience if I was just wearing shoes and I could run around. Literally, these [heels] slow you down, and they’re just like painful. So I really dig Vans. I just like wearing Vans.’


"You’re not getting any younger and neither am I. You know what’s one of the main reasons why Ferdinand was the first candidate for the throne, despite being the second born son?"

"They thought the crown will be too big for you, huh?"

"Don’t worry about that, I may have a small body, but I’ve got quite a big ego to make up for it. You see, despite my passionate love for women, I am a cripple, a man who can’t produce a heir to the throne that I’m willing to take… And I won’t live forever, someday I will die and my country will fall into chaos of revolutions and rebellions… no one wants that. But if I had a son…"

"Are you asking an almost sixty years old whore to give you a son? My vagina may be a well of wonders, but it has its limits…"

"Huh, I would gladly have a dive into the ‘wonder-well’, however I don’t think it would help with my current problem… That pretty pup of yours… your future husband… he’s a son of a whore, isn’t he?"