for-alyx

its-perspective-love asked:

"What do you mean you won't give me a blowjob?? I paid for our date!" (From one of my girls sarcastically bc it's a joke and Alyx knows Clara would beat the shit out of him and Colton just loves Sage to much to even be sarcastically a FUCKBOY)

. its-perspective-love .
[ oKAY LMAO ]

“Nah, that’s not the way I do,” 
Tory giggled, shaking his head.
“I think I’ve said it before, even
if I weren’t ace, if a dick got
anywhere near my face, I’d scream.
N-Not to imply that you have one, 
but penises are just     nasty.”