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tishuew asked:

jortato. also juchael because reasons

bless u tish

jortato (sorry for ooc but not really):

who cooks normally?: tate haha jord can you cook idek

how often do they fight?: they are in a constant state of non-serious fight like

tate: iT’S YOUR TURN TO TAKE THE DOG OUT

jord: wE DON’T EVEN HAVE A DOG

but they love each other lots bless them

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: i guess they’re probably away from each other a lot like yeah but they’re both married to the internet or smth so

jortanet ot3

also net could stand for-

no wait joan bad stop

nicknames for each other?: uhh i guess tate would start calling jord jordykins or something ironically and he would start calling her tatie dear in retaliation and it sticks and the shipping trio cackle in the corner

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: tate makes jord pay for all the food lol unless

tate: YOU’RE EATING MY COUSINS

jord: ehehehe

who steals the covers at night?:

tate: omfg jord get off these aRE MINE

jord: no

i guess they eventually get two blankets

what would they get each other for gifts?: realistically speaking fandom merch because reasons but tate probably labels all the presents with jordfaces or smth (because joan told her to definitely)

who remembers things?: neither is particularly great at remembering things so they basically have a calendar in the house and just mark dates down there

who cusses more?: idk were you expecting tate because no

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: freak out call an ambulance

jord: tate calm down its just a cut

who kissed who first?: neither because joan locked them in a closet one drunk night and then yeah

who made the first move?: prob jord lol

who started the relationship?: i would like to say jord but probably tate because idk

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juchael (i am going to ruin your lives with ooc headcanons im sorry reminder that i know very little about your actual interaction relationship):

who cooks normally?: probs julia haha

how often do they fight?: not very much

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: things that most people do?

nicknames for each other?: i have no idea guys answer your own question also i almost typed milk instead of mike omg app can i call you milk pls

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: they split the bill

who steals the covers at night?: app //shot

what would they get each other for gifts?: fandom merch because generic gifts are boring

who remembers things?: equal responsibility~

who cusses more?: probably julia

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: it would depend how severely i guess but probably freak out a little

who kissed who first?: UM I HAVE HAD NO INFORMATION ON THIS AND IM TERRIFIED OF GETTING IT WRONG

who made the first move?: see previous

who started the relationship?: see previous

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okay done guys dont kill me pls