i really wish i could have this, but it’d go right through me.
Well this sucks. I found (actually in this order) fat sad sap.
I weigh 130. :(
This is hot, but he looks like ‘Girl, you see dem jeans?’
This will be my wedding.
Why, excuse me sir. You have attracted my attention to your good looking qualities, and I will take a double order of you if it’s okay by your standards.
i cannot stop laughing omg