Can you tell when someone is flirting with you? Most people can't.

You’ve got beautiful eyes. Can I buy you a drink? Sometimes flirting is completely obvious, but often it’s more indirect and tentative. How accurately can you decipher flirting from non-flirting? Are you likely to misinterpret attempts just to be friendly as flirting? (“He’s always flirting with me!” “Um, no he’s not.”) Or are you the kind of person who thinks real attempts at flirtation are just basic conversation?

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Dr. Hitch
  • After helping a friend finally get past his/her flirting anxiety and find success, our subsequent text exchange:
  • Friend:hahahahaha thank you love guru
  • Me:I'm so fit to be a cardiologist. I can take care of the heart AND matters of the heart.
  • Friend:That should be your slogan haha. Be a combined internal med/psych dude.
  • Me:Call me Dr. Hitch.

I am horrible at flirting, i never know what to do or what is right because every person is different, I never know when the right time to kiss someone is, I never know what to say because I am thinking at a thousand miles per hour about a hundred different things and I never know what you would like to hear me say so I just stay quiet until you start a conversation. 

I overall just suck at these things, relationships or flirting or whatever else there is have never been something I am good at.