timelordsandkittens said:

Basorexia, Jenny/Vastra

Basorexia - An overwhelming desire to kiss.


Someone, Jenny thought absently, ought to have banned this.

Vastra was doing the accounting, as she had the better head for it, and was bent over the kitchen worktable with papers and quills strewn everywhere. Every so often she would look up and grab a paper.

Not with her hands.

It was absolutely unfair. Jenny ran her too-short tongue over her lips, realized what she was doing, and closed her mouth firmly.

There were certainly disadvantages to dating a lizard woman—although Vastra’s gender caused more problems than her species—but there were more than enough benefits. Like the way Vastra’s tongue moved as it flicked across the table.

Jenny put the knife down before she chopped anything other than vegetables with it. She knew being human had its benefits, but at the moment all she could think about was how it felt to have that tongue between her legs.

Vastra stopped soon after, stretching absently. “Time for a break, I think.” Standing, she looked at Jenny with amusement. “Working hard, love?”

Jenny flushed and stepped towards her. “I’ve been distracted,” she said quietly, stopping when they were inches apart and putting her arms around Vastra.

"Really?" Vastra smiled, leaning so her forehead rested on Jenny’s. "And what should I do about that, hm?"

Giggling, Jenny rose on her tiptoes and kissed her wife.


"you’ll always be safe here."

Childhood friends!au for Flint’s superhellaawesomeBIRtHDAAYYY

Basically, in order to talk without shouting across the way to each other, Jean and Marco come up with the ol’ trusty cup and string trick. Even when they get phones in highshool, they still keep at it.

When college comes around, things change a lot. Jean’s parents are divorcing during the big winter holiday, and to let slip that he’d casually dated a few guys in his first semester doesn’t go down well. In aftermath, and the hope Marco’s back home too, he goes outside and waits.

All Marco can do is tell him to find somewhere safe, go to somebody he trusts and stay there. He constantly asks if Jean’s alright, if he’s in danger. Jean won’t say what happened, but he does listen and pack his bags.

Guess where he chooses to stay? (and finally confesses after crushing on Freckles for years goddamn Jeanbo)