five minute tuesday

Steve/Tony reenacting the iconic Titanic-romantic-pose-on-the-boat-deck pose…. and maybe Thor tries to follow their example with Loki.- Request from ruein.

My head immediately decided that Tony finds Titanic SUPER romantic, and made Steve watch it with him, then go out on his yacht the next day. Thor doesn’t seem to really get the metaphoric romantic value of “flying”.

So Sunday, my grandfather passed away.
Monday I get to watch my mother break down into tears every five minutes.
Tuesday a crapy day at school.
Yesterday was the funeral.
And today is my 16th birthday, I pulled an all-nighter, and I have to go to therapy.
On top of all this, I think my friend is irritated with me and avoids my every attempt to see what I did wrong, my grades are shit, and I am beyond stressed for multiple more reasons.
Let’s see how the rest of the week goes, shall we?

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I must warn you this regimen is not for light weights. I run five miles on Monday, six on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday, and four on Saturday. I do twenty sets of twenty push ups on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday for a total of 400 a day. I do twenty sets of twenty-five sit ups on Monday, Wednesday and Friday for a total of 500 a day. I do five sets of twelve pull ups on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday for a total of 60 a day. I do twenty sets of fifteen dips on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday for a total of 300 a day. And I do seventy-five minutes of swimming every Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday. 

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This a way lighter regimen than my old one, I hardly had time for breathing back then.

For tamerobot, who asked for Thor and a dagwood sandwich…but it turned more into a supersized hoagie…and then Loki started destroying it. He’s miffed because Thor isn’t sharing, by the way. I imagine that even if they didn’t have Odin’s throne to fight over, they’d eventually get into Ragnarok level feuds over food.

notalickofsense asked:

Ooh, I don't know if anything can top Heimdall with kittens, but I'll give it a try. Has anyone asked for seahorse Thor and Loki?

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THOR CARRY THESE EGGS FOR LIKE A GODDAMN MINUTE DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW SORE MY BACK IS.

Thor is attempting to convince Loki he’s not that kind of seahorse. Loki is getting real tired of your shit, Thor.

miaoujones

asked

soltian

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2011-09-27 00:41

Hiya! I feel kind of selfish making a request since I just made one last week…but since you said it’s okay, would you feel like doing something with Stan? Maybe at the end of a long, but good, day? (Ah, I don’t know if that makes any sense~ anything you’d feel like doing, I know I’d love.) Thank you!

God you are just the cutest please let me hug you. Also I got a really clear picture of exactly what you meant so I hope this is what you wanted~ Stan is so hard to draw lately though :( October 5 cannot come fast enough.

Hiya! I hope you get this (I think my requests the past two weeks didn’t make it through; or else I’m requesting too much? But you seem way too nice and I think you would have gently told me that?). This may not be a good request because I know you’re deeply into Avengers at the moment—but could I ask for some South Park? To make it more interesting for you, maybe sketch something that you would like flashfic for and I’ll do my best to reciprocate? Thank you for considering this!

Request from miaoujones.

Okay…seriously, sweetest request ever. It was a little hard to fill because there were so many options, but in the end my heart belongs to slutty Kenny. If you do end up writing fic for this (you seriously don’t have to oh my god but it’d be amazing) in my mind Craig is the recipient :)

Also, I’m really really sorry if anyone else’s messages have gone missing! I’ve been filling every request that makes it to my inbox, so if I haven’t gotten to yours for some reason, I’m so sorry - I had no idea tumblr was doing this :(