five stages of finals grief
  • Denial:you know what? my grades are probably fine! i need to stop worrying so much
  • Anger:well FUCK THE SYSTEM for putting so much pressure on us to excel academically and FUCK ANYONE WHO THINKS A TEST GRADE DEFINES ME
  • Bargaining:dear god, please let me pass the test. just send me a sign i'll do alright so i can stop worrying, okay? i'll do anything you want, just... just send me a sign. .... .... ...okay, dear satan....
  • Depression:*hysterical sobbing*
  • Acceptance:okay, fuck it. just... fuck it. i will live in a cardboard box and i will live off the grid because i am going to fail this. i accept my fate. fuck this.
the signs + AP exams
  • <thinks they're super prepared, but actually they know nothing>Aries, Gemini, Virgo
  • <tells everyone they haven't studied at all but lowkey striving for a five>Cancer, Libra, Scorpio
  • <destined for a one from day one>Taurus, Leo, Pisces
  • <Crams the week of and hoping for a miracle>Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius