the signs as age of ultron quotes

Aries: “If I lift it, do I get to rule Asgard?”

Taurus: *passes out drunk on Thor’s ale*

Gemini: “I can’t actually throw up in my mouth, but if I could I would do it.”

Cancer: “Together.”

Leo: “Fortunately, I am mighty!”

Virgo: “I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler.”

Libra: “Here we all are, with nothing but our wit and our will to save the world.”

Scorpio: "The news is loving you, but nobody else is.”

Sagittarius: “This is going to be like finding a needle in the world’s biggest haystack…fortunately, I brought a magnet!”

Capricorn: “I will be fair, but firmly cruel.”

Aquarius: “The city is flying and we’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense.”

Pisces: “Cuttlefish! Fish deep in the sea, with lights and big teeth.”

Why did this even come up–oh yes.

Koorii: i’m hoping for a robosuit myself

Dragoon Sama: drift compatible
Dragoon Sama: we’re already in each others brains enough

Koorii: we totally would be and you know it

Dragoon Sama: stop brain
Dragoon Sama: stop

Koorii: ok but…Pacific Rim/FF7 crossover

Dragoon Sama: yeah yeah yeah get out of my BRAin

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Hawkeye's speech.
  • Wanda:How could I let this happen?
  • Clint:Hey, hey. You ok?
  • Wanda:This is all our fault.
  • Clint:Hey, look at me. It’s your fault, it’s everyones fault who cares? Are you up for this? Are you? Look I just need to know because the city is flying… ok the city is flying, we are fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this makes sense, but I’m going back out there because its my job. Okay? And I can’t do my job and babysit. It doesn’t matter what you did or where you were. If you go out there, you fight. And you fight to kill. Stay in here, you’re good-I’ll send your brother to come find you- but if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.

It’s amazing what little extras you find when you rewatch things.
Like, I’ve been rewatching Squaresville, which I originally saw when it was released. At the time, when I heard Zelda’s remark about Apollo & Starbuck I had no idea what she was talking about. I even googled it, and couldn’t find anything.
Anyway, since then I’ve started watching BSG (i’m up to late season 2), and even though I knew the comment was coming, it didn’t twig that “Apollo and Starbuck” was THAT Apollo and Starbuck until I heard her say it again.

There were some problems with AOU, but the scene between Wanda and Clint? A++. 

It gave so much insight into Clint, who doesn’t have superpowers, who isn’t ‘specially enhanced’ in any way. He’s fighting a fight against intelligent robots, on a flying city, alongside his friends who have superpowers. And he’s just a man with a bow and arrow. It’s all crazy.

But he fights because he wants to help, and because he has something to offer. He knows it’s scary and chaotic, but he chooses to fight anyway. He was so kind and understanding to Wanda, and basically told her that it’s all about choices – any choice is fine when your world is falling apart. If she chooses not to fight, he’ll help her escape to safety. And if she chooses to fight, he’ll fight alongside her. She has powers, and maybe she was part of the problem, but it doesn’t matter in that moment. What matters is her choice. He treated her like a person, not a superhero or a science experiment. 

It was so Clint, and I loved it.