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So I log in to Tumblr, as normal, and I look at my follower count. You know what it says? It says you got about tree fiddy.

It was at about that time that I noticed that my follower count was actually a nine foot tall monster from the Paleozoic. Darn it Loch Ness Monster, you fooled me again.

Thanks for the 350 followers, everyone!

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anonymous asked:

Everyone at South Park at one point has been tricked or almost tricked by the Loch Ness Monster into giving him $3.50. Once, the Loch Ness Monster once tried to get "tree fiddy" from Clyde by disguising as one of the Raisins girls. Nessie is a troll, and is very good at disguises, and loves tricking people just to see their reactions. Cartman's eye doctor was indeed one of his disguises.

Tree Fiddy | Open

“You wanna hear about the time I met the Loch Ness Monster?.. It must have been about 7 years ago.. I was out on this boat in the middle of the night when all of a sudden a huge creature, a giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water! It stood above me lookin’ down with its big red eyes and I look at it and I yell ‘WHAT DO YOU WANT MONSTER!?’ and the monster lent down and said… ‘I need about tree fiddy’”

tedizleader asked:

Where's my tree fiddy?

Valkor looks up from where he’s feasting. “Are you seriously asking me about that? Still?! As if I owe you anything… human.” 

The God of excess is full of beans.

“I AM NOT!” 

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