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Talking about the new 'rules' for when I go to my girlfriend's
  • Girlfriend:It's less likely you can come over when mum's not home, you can't kill people if they touch me--that's one of her complaints, that you're too over protective-- You need to be polite to people (even danny), And I don't know if you'll be able to hug up on me as much
  • Me:Mrn
  • Girlfriend:Mum thinks we'll fuck each other first chance, so of course she's going to be psycho bitch for a bit.
  • Me:doigfdg
  • for god's sake woman
  • we're not rabbits