The bagel is on fire, and there’s no cashier at the registers…
And the BOH is all muddied with a thousand dirty dishes
And a dark wind blows
The management is corrupt
And we’re on so many drugs
With the screen full and 3 min. ticket times
We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the customers are all leering
And the high schoolers are all eating, by the baker’s table
It went like this:
The line toppled in on itself
Mothers clutching pastries
Picked through the bakery
And pulled each other’s hair
The dining room was beautiful on fire
Twisted fake-wooden table legs stretching upwards
Everything washed in a bread dust haze
I said, “Before you go, -
Can I get a line sweep?”
You grabbed the broom
And we fell into it
Like a daydream
Or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
For sure it’s the valley of death
I open up my wallet
And it’s full of baguette chips

  • Me before watching bh6:Bruh they live in a place called Sanfransokyo I bet there's a lot of weebs living there lmao
  • Me before watching bh6:...the fuck kind of name is "Hiro"... So creative. I bet they named the bad guy "Villain" too.
  • Me after watching bh6:Hiro is my precious cinnamon roll and if you make fun of him I will cUT YOU
  • Me before watching bh6:okay but baymax is cute tho
  • Me after watching bh6:okay but baymax is still cute tho
  • Me before watching bh6:YAY TADASHI!
  • Me after watching bh6:NO TADASHI

I never understood why you tickled me so often.

All the time. We’d be laying in bed or on the couch or in the car and you’d just reach over and pinch my sides, knowing how sensitive I am, knowing exactly how I would react.

Today I asked you why you did that.

And today you told me there was nothing more beautiful than my face completely carefree and laughing.

I fell a little bit more in love with you today.




“What?” Dean asked, hardly believing what he was hearing.

“I got into Stanford, Dean.” Sam repeated. “I’m going to college!”

Dean was silent for a minute, looking down at the table as he absorbed this information, a smile flashing over his face for a millisecond.

“So you’re out then?” He asked, a subtle hint of jealousy lacing with the pride his voice.

“Well, good for you Sammy.” He said sincerely, shooting him another smile, although his face fell again shortly after. “My little brother’s goin’ to college….” 



Yay I got my Shinpachi Sweet School life chibi in the mail yesterday, thus completing my collection!! He is now posing happily alongside his Hakuouki brethren.  Thank you brenbanana-selling he arrived, safe, sound, and manly as promised!!  Thanks also to setosuu for letting me know he was available, I would have been forever sad thinking of poor Shinpachi, all alone and looking for his comrades. XD

A Social Experiment for the HP Fandom

“All right, Snivellus?” said James loudly. 

She reacted so fast it was as though she had been expecting an attack: Dropping her bag, she plunged her hand inside her robes, and her wand was halfway into the air when James shouted, “Expelliarmus!” Her wand flew twelve feet into the air and fell with a little thud in the grass behind her. Sirius let out a bark of laughter. “Impedimenta!” he said, pointing his wand at Snape, who was knocked off her feet, halfway through a dive toward her own fallen wand. Students all around had turned to watch. Some of them had gotten to their feet and were edging nearer to watch. Some looked apprehensive, others entertained. Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on her, wands up, James glancing over his shoulder at the girls at the water’s edge as he went. Wormtail was on his feet now, watching hungrily, edging around Lupin to get a clearer view. “How’d the exam go, Snivelly?” said James. “I was watching her, her nose was touching the parchment,” said Sirius viciously. “There’ll be great grease marks all over it, they won’t be able to read a word.” Several people watching laughed; Snape was clearly unpopular. Wormtail sniggered shrilly. Snape was trying to get up, but the jinx was still operating on her; she was struggling, as though bound by invisible ropes. “You — wait,” she panted, staring up at James with an expression of purest loathing. “You — wait… .” “Wait for what?” said Sirius coolly. “What’re you going to do, Snivelly, wipe your nose on us?” Snape let out a stream of mixed swearwords and hexes, but her wand being ten feet away nothing happened. “Wash out your mouth,” said James coldly. “Scourgify!” Pink soap bubbles streamed from her mouth at once; the froth was covering her lips, making her gag, choking her — 

“Leave her ALONE!” James and Sirius looked around. James’s free hand jumped to his hair again. It was one of the girls from the lake edge. She had thick, dark red hair that fell to her shoulders and startlingly green almond-shaped eyes — Harry’s eyes. Harry’s mother … “All right, Evans?” said James, and the tone of his voice was suddenly pleasant, deeper, more mature. “Leave her alone,” Lily repeated. She was looking at James with every sign of great dislike. “What’s she done to you?” “Well,” said James, appearing to deliberate the point, “it’s more the fact that she exists, if you know what I mean… .” Many of the surrounding watchers laughed, Sirius and Wormtail included, but Lupin, still apparently intent on his book, didn’t, and neither did Lily. “You think you’re funny,” she said coldly. “But you’re just an arrogant, bullying toerag, Potter. Leave her alone.” “I will if you go out with me, Evans,” said James quickly. “Go on … Go out with me, and I’ll never lay a wand on old Snivelly again.” Behind him, the Impediment Jinx was wearing off. Snape was beginning to inch toward her fallen wand, spitting out soapsuds as she crawled. “I wouldn’t go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid,” said Lily. “Bad luck, Prongs,” said Sirius briskly, turning back to Snape. “OY!” But too late; Snape had directed her wand straight at James; there was a flash of light and a gash appeared on the side of James’s face, spattering his robes with blood. James whirled about; a second flash of light later, she was hanging upside down in the air, her robes falling over her head to reveal skinny, pallid legs and a pair of graying underpants. 

Many people in the small crowd watching cheered. Sirius, James, and Wormtail roared with laughter. Lily, whose furious expression had twitched for an instant as though she was going to smile, said, “Let her down!” “Certainly,” said James and he jerked his wand upward. Snape fell into a crumpled heap on the ground. Disentangling herself from her robes, she got quickly to her feet, wand up, but Sirius said, “Petrificus Totalus!” and she keeled over again at once, rigid as a board. “LEAVE HER ALONE!” Lily shouted. She had her own wand out now. James and Sirius eyed it warily. “Ah, Evans, don’t make me hex you,” said James earnestly. “Take the curse off her, then!” James sighed deeply, then turned to Snape and muttered the countercurse. “There you go,” he said, as she struggled to her feet again, “you’re lucky Evans was here, Snivellus —” “I don’t need help from filthy little Mudbloods like her!” Lily blinked. “Fine,” she said coolly. “I won’t bother in future. And I’d wash your pants if I were you, Snivellus.” “Apologize to Evans!” James roared at Snape, his wand pointed threateningly at her. “I don’t want you to make her apologize,” Lily shouted, rounding on James. “You’re as bad as she is… .” “What?” yelped James. “I’d NEVER call you a — you-know-what!” “Messing up your hair because you think it looks cool to look like you’ve just got off your broomstick, showing off with that stupid Snitch, walking down corridors and hexing anyone who annoys you just because you can — I’m surprised your broomstick can get off the ground with that fat head on it. You make me SICK.” She turned on her heel and hurried away. “Evans!” James shouted after her, “Hey, EVANS!” But she didn’t look back. 

“What is it with her?” said James, trying and failing to look as though this was a throwaway question of no real importance to him. “Reading between the lines, I’d say she thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate,” said Sirius. “Right,” said James, who looked furious now, “right —” There was another flash of light, and Snape was once again hanging upside down in the air. “Who wants to see me take off her pants?” 

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter 28, Snape’s Worst Memory. Only alterations made were to replace Snape’s pronouns (and a couple instances of Snape’s name/nickname). I always wondered if some might react differently to this scene if Snape’s gender was different. Thoughts?

I fell in love with the little things.

The smile you get when I did something you find cute.
The way you always say “I love you” to me on those bad nights, because you know I need to be reminded that I’m not an unlovable monster.
The way you automatically reach for my hand the moment we start walking somewhere.
The way you can go on and on about your video games and other things I know nothing about.
The sound of your voice when you talk in your sleep.
The way you automatically started putting me back together before you knew what broke me before we met.
The smell and taste of cigarettes on your breath, despite me never really liking the idea of being with a smoker.
The way you tell me “I love you” twenty thousand times when you get drunk.
The way you make me forget about the scars I once carved into my skin.
The way you kiss me, like there’s no one else you’d rather have your lips pressed up against.
The way you encourage me to be independent, because I always wanted to be independent. Even if I’m really not.
The way your eyes shine when you look at me.
The way your lips feel against mine.
The way you pull me closer in your sleep.
The way you always tell me I’m beautiful or adorable, even when I don’t feel it.
The way you can tell when something’s wrong, even when I’m two hours away at school.
The way you hug me, wrapping your arms around me and burying your face in my hair.
The way you sing along to old songs from the 90s.
The way you make me feel like the most important person in the whole world when you look at me with those gorgeous blue eyes.
The way you seem to lose yourself when staring into my eyes.
The way you play with my hair when we lay together and watch Netflix.
The way you rushed home from work so you could wish me a happy birthday at 12:01.

I fell in love with all of the little things about you.

—  An incomplete list of the things I fell in love with when falling in love with you

The top row of pictures are from the first week or so of getting back into the gym. The bottom row in tonight, a little over a months worth of progress. Granted I fell off a little for about a week, I’m getting back on track. Major muscle cramping at the gym tonight made my work out a little unsatisfying. But I’m quite pleased with the results so far.

kimimimirumi asked:

I don't know if this was said lol but I have to haha Suga + swag lol have fun with this

Suga + Swag

“Swag.” Suga has been saying that stupid word to me all day.

“I swear if you don’t shut up I will kill you.” I said pushing him away from me on the couch.

“What you don’t like it when your boyfriend has all this swag?” He jumped up and started to open up his jacket. He was jumping around in front of me. I put my foot out and he tripped.

“Oh is that swag?” I laughed getting up and walking over him.

“No this is.” He grabbed my foot and I fell to the floor.

“You little brat!” I kicked him in the stomach. 

“Oww what was that for?”

“You made me fall!” I said sitting up.

“You tripped me first.”

“Yeah cause you were annoying me with all your so called swag.” I stuck my tongue out at him. 

“Yah! Put that back in.” He pounced towards me and pinned me to the ground.

“Hey get off of me! You are heavy!” I whined.

“You like it.” He smirked.

“Yeah whatever.” I lied. He kissed me.


“Ugh! Get off!”