Germany: We are allies and that is all there is to our relationship. If you want to push it, ja, we’re friends. But no more than that. So to answer your question, we-
Italy: It really hurt.
Germany: Italia, nein-
Italy: He’s really big.
Germany: *choking noise*
Italy: It was amazing. I felt so complete-
Germany: CAN YOU NOT
Italy: I love him even more now <3