can you do a dramatic reading of your response to that anon who was ranting about the SJW thing?
"I see an ask like this, and I know you mean this genuinely from the bottom of your heart, and that’s cool, but all I can envision is just you making fart noises, just big ol fart noises coming out of your mouth instead of what you’re actually saying" In a Russian or German accent please
Record a bunch of fart noises and title it “To that one anon”
I realize that recording my OWN response is one of the most self-indulgent things I could possibly do, but if you throw two of my favorite things at me, Russian accents and making fart noises, I’m sorry, but game over, man.
So, I present
"To That One Anon"