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There is a 10-year-old boy who lives in the house we’re performing in tonight. He has Calvin & Hobbes and Goosebumps books all over the house, and a Dalek mug in the kitchen. This is his bedroom, and his bedroom door.

He was already gone to spend the night elsewhere by the time I got to the house. My one regret on this tour is that I didn’t get a chance to meet this awesome, nerdy kid.

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I drew my MU 20 million years after beating the game and then I drew her with Tharja and now my life has spiraled out of control?????? I got that Plegian fever tbh.

Also bonus with Nah because she is cutest tiny dragon imouto.

vine

why do i like this band

Ok so I’m going to do the moving thing in a few, short months and I’m going to need to squirrel away as much money as I possibly can! So I’m going to do the commission thing for the first time in five ever.  Or attempt it in the first time in five ever…

*cough* ANYWAY. *pulls you close with my tentacles* Now, here’s the deeeal.

THis  is how my sketches dO. THis one is over a year old, and done on actual paper with a ballpoint pen and if you want something like that I can do it for…

$5 usd. If you want it done traditionally like this one, I can even send it to you in the mail :O pretty dope? Pretty dope, ok! Digital is an option too, of course.

A colored bust like this big oaf here will go for

$10 usd! Pretty straight forward, and it doesn’t even need to be a dodge ! 

I also do pokemon tile…things. Like this one! choose a monster and i’ll draw a buttload of them, plus one shiney, sittling in the crowd like a smug Where’s Waldo. This is what egg hatching looks like!

$13 usd!

And then there’s the detailed, colorful stuff, like this admittedly outdated piece of hot dad Nitram!

$30 motherfuckin boonies yo usd! 

I will also do dollar DOODLES! Meaning you fork over a dollar, and i will have something for you within 20 minutes of getting your message! My doodles look somthing like this! 

just contact me on ectoplasmicblob@yahoo.com for inquiries (dumblr isn’t always so reliable), same deal for paypal! Thanks in advance :O

“I just peed a little when I laughed!”

“That’s okay, I just farted, let’s keep walking.”


Congratulations to Katie Stafford, the winner of Captioning is Easy (A Contest). Katie’s caption will appear in “Parenting is Easy!” in bookstores October 2015. She will also be able to casually work in to conversation that she is “published” now, which is super-fun. 

Congratulations Katie! All of your dreams are coming truuuuuuue!