i have a fun fact, guys

in denmark, the word "fart" actually means "speed"

and all of their "speed-check" signs actually read "fartkontrol"

so in Denmark, they don’t say "speed limit". they say "fartkontrol".  they literally command you to control your anal gas expulsions, lest they propel you forward at a speed incongruent with the legal speed limit…  and i think that’s beautiful.

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i guess it’s a good thing i don’t live in denmark

because i really don’t think that the danish language is something i am emotionally prepared to handle…

My parents are in Europe and I haven’t spoken to them in days and I just received this image from my mother as an attachment to an email with no subject or body text. I guess they’re having fun?

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