So, it was our group’s second session, and the thief, having successfully pickpocketed an old blind woman, was getting cocky. He decides to try to break into a house while the rest of the party buys supplies.
Thief: I’m going to break into that house right there.
DM: It’s midday. There are guard patrols. You’re level one. Are you sure?
Thief: Hell yeah! [Rolls a Nat one]
He manages to get into the house and break into the chest, only to find a small painting of the merchant’s daughter. He’s then arrested, fails to escape, pisses on a guard, stabs himself in the leg, and in order to free him, the party has to go on an epic quest. They all die.
Thief is the only survivor from the party due to the fact he was in jail.
The next day he was hanged. Campaign over.