so, correct me if i’m wrong, but i’m pretty sure bill can, canonically, travel to alternate universes. right? knowing this, i love to imagine, with all the ways that people write and ship billdip, that everyone’s headcanon’s really are alternate universes and bill is taking advantage of experiencing different kinds of relationships with dipper in each one. it’s so fun to think about it this way. like, bill, you greedy little shit!