Dear Tumblr, if you’re a human (or not.. looking at you Jim Bob), you should know that it’s gingerm-yeahyou's birthday.
I suggest lots of celebration as she is a celebrated of sorts. The good sorts. Sorts is a fun word.
Send her all the Tumblr love today as she most likely does nothing but eat and lay on the couch. I’ll attempt to drag her off but
She can be hard to move some* of the time.
What I’m trying to say is
I’m sorry! That was rude. I only meant
No! That’s not right either… GO WISH HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I’ll know if you don’t and won’t be happy but what do you care? Ginger:
And last but not least
-from me cuz who else?