mylovelystilinski said:

omg what did you say when he asked for your number???

oh my god this is exactly how it went ok

him: how old are you?
me: i’m 17
him: really? yeah you look that young
me: i get that a lot
him: really?
me: yeah like every time i work people ask me if i’m 12
him: do you have a boyfriend?
me: laughs no
him: why not?
(((ok so i was obviously joking around bc i just do that’s how i am)))
me: idk i guess males don’t find me attractive? laughs laughs
him: oh, well you are
me: smiles politely thank you
him: can i have your number?
me: no…
him:
me: i don’t give out my number to strangers.
him:
me: how old are you?
him: oh, 30
me:
him:
me: here’s your change

and omg the best part is when he went to leave and he fucking tRIPPED OVER THE MATT THING BEFORE HE GOT OUT THE DOOR AND I SAW HIM LOOK BACK AT ME TO SEE IF I HAD NOTICED I GUESS AND IF I WASN’T DEEPLY DISTURBED I WOULDVE BEEN LAUGHING NGL 

mylovelystilinski said:

waaaht, i would have been seriously creeped out.

i WAS but then i told my mom and she was like “oh man it’s your first creep huh? i can’t tell you how many times i’ve gotten that shit”

i was like “what the eff are you telling me that i won’t ever be able to attract any male under the age of 30?”

but then she said to not even worry about it so

i mean it’s a pretty funny story tho right

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