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“Hello past, present, and hopefully future employers. I wish I had thought to ask one of you for a Xanax!. I normally say no to this kind of thing on the account of my crippling anxiety, and the unbreakable bond between woman and couch. But I when I heard it was for Feltheimer, I had to say yes because I just assumed that I was contractually obligated. But then when I found out that I wasn’t, I had already picked out this dress. I know what you’re thinking, I’m going to totally mess this up — and you’re right. Jon has been in this business longer than I’ve been alive. I love saying that. Anything like that. Jon was charged to insure that Suzanne Collins’ Hunger Games incredible trilogy of books was respectfully brought to life in four films and it was a…large f*cking failure !..” — Jennifer Lawrence has joked.