eurovision-norway

Aph Nordics during Sweden Stage performance 2K15 Eurovidion
  • Aph Finland :Jumping up and down Fand boying " THAT'S MY HUSBAND GUYS !!! AHHHHHHLDFNSDBVLJ"
  • Aph Iceland:" this is really hot and I am feeling really unconformable "
  • Aph Norway :"Nei......." standing there in pure shock " I was once married to that man..." [ and In that moment he knew he fuck up]
  • Aph Denmark :bouncing around " OMFG I LOVE YOU MARRY ME AHHHHHH "
  • +bonus
  • Aph sendland:Smiles Brightly " Way to go PAPA !"
Just a sample of Graham Norton’s Eurovision comments

“the song means ‘Don’t Forget’, but I think we will” - France

“you can tell how excited they were.. Skateboarding, in the rain, in a park.. ‘Thanks a bunch.. Dankeschön..’” - Estonia’s Postcard

“that was worse than i remember, I would have warned you, in rehearsals it wasn’t that bad..” - Armenia

“but luckily.. no let’s go with luckily, she survived” - Lithuania’s Postcard

“he says he did something awful, it may be this song” - Norway

“Australians can vote for Electro Velvet, so if you any relatives over there give them a nudge, we’re not above begging..” - Australia

“They drew the short straw, how grim does this look?” - Austria’s Postcard 

“he’s had a career spanning 2 decades, maybe 3, probably 4..” - Montenegro

“apparently theres a real shortage of Botox in Montenegro, I dont know why” - Montenegro

“so they just said ‘you do it’, and now look at her, skiing in a wind tunnel” - Germany

“its Sia-lite” / “this is one of the worst song titles tonight” / “She’s dressed like a novelty toilet brush to be honest.” - Latvia

“so the suitcases represent that, or they don’t trust security in the dressing rooms” - Romania

Yep, she went with her nickname ‘Boggie’, she could’ve chose anything, Trixie Bell, Flu Flu.. But no, ‘Boggie’.. - Hungary

“You still there? Its over..” - End of Hungary’s performance

“the outfit tonight does contain some roadkill.. Song 23, did they die in vain?” - Georgia

“largest floating stage in the world, so many people vying for that title..” / “you’ll be distracted by the.. oh lets call them dancers.. surely its choreographed” - Azerbaijan

“don’t put the kettle on during this, it is tempting” / “..she won the voice, and now look, she driving a snowplough, dreams can come true” / “okay its 3 minutes you’ll never get back, but think of it this way, you’ll never have to hear it AGAIN.”- Albania

“there’s going to be a recap now, you know the drill”

“’He’s getting beer to numb the pain’. That’s the way”

“Watching this was your first date and your still together?”

“40 countries are voting tonight. Yup.. 40, countries…”

“It’s not killing much time, is it?”

“time for another awkward chat, this time in Italian”

“’we would like to listen to a little bit of your song’ yes, a little.”

“he’ll probably be old enough to enter by time the voting’s finished”

“this is where we feign interest..”

“she thinks we remember her entering with a song called ‘Marry Me’, we don’t.”

“now give us the 8, 8, say it, 8″

“no fountain, just smog… it really makes you want to go”

“I hope so, it will keep me interested and awake”

“’I want to be there, but well’.. that restraining order..”

“children’s entertainer much?”

“Star Trek the musical, hello”

“to be honest I’ve forgotten they were in it”

“obviously dress down Saturday in Denmark”

“its like a bit of shed has came off and hit her in the neck”

“there’s a country doing much better than it should”

Countries’ reaction to Eurovision

“Feel bad for us! We set our fucking piano on fire!! and get no points!!”

- Austria 

“WE WIN WE WIN WE WIN!!…. FUuuuck who gone’ pay dis shit?!”

- Sweden 

“The sponsor of eurovision 2016 is definitely going to be IKEA”

-Sweden 

“BFFs”

Australia and Sweden

“Where were our points, Australia? YOU LITERALLY HAVE OUR FLIPPING FLAG ON YOUR FLAG!!”

- The UK

“WHOO HOO! DELIGHTUFUL! NOT LAST!!!”

- The UK 

“We should’ve send Adele? Bitches love Adele!”

- The UK

“We killed Sirius Black!”

- Georgia

“Well, at least Alexander Rybak’s record of 387 points can never be beaten, we have that at least.”

- Norway

“B-b-but we won the tele votes!!..”

- Italy

“France nah we ain’t building no bridges *Sings in french*”

-France  

“Portugal you traitor! What even are neighbors for!”

- Spain

“At least we have a background that looks like a tampon commercial instead seductive/porny butter churning"

-Poland

“Eh we done great for our first time ain’t we”

-Australia

“AAAW, AIN’T YOU TOO CUTE. OH, POOR LITTLE AUSSIES. YOU WANT A TISSUE TO DRY THOSE TEARS? IT’S NOT LIKE WE’VE BEEN TRYING FOR LIKE 60 YEARS OR ANYTHING.”

- Every other small European country to Australia

“Well….It’s only a song contest”

- Every country that didn’t make it to the final

“We want in!”

- The U.S.

Hetavision 2015

On the case of Austria to the performers:

Austria: I said you could borrow the piano, not set it on fire dammit!

Contestants: It’s for aesthetic!

Austria: I don’t care! What’s the use if you didn’t win? My precious piano! *going hysterical*

On the case of Norway to Denmark:

Norway: You only gave me three points. You’re sleeping on the couch.

On the case of Lithuania to Russia:

Lithuania: Hide me! He’s banging at my door!

Estonia: This is what happens when you got the guts to not vote for him.

On the Case of Spain to Italy and Romano:

Spain: Yay~! I get some from Roma tonight!

On the Case of Germany to Italy:

Germany: You didn’t vote for me… *depressing atmosphere*

Italy: Ve! Sorry Germany! It was Brother’s turn to vote this year!

On the Case of Spain to Romano 2:

Spain: Why didn’t you vote for me? I voted for you!

Romano: No one asked you to vote for me, bastard.

On the Case of Belgium to Netherlands:

Belgium: Thanks for the 12 points bro!

Netherlands: *smirks triumphantly in spoiling Belgium* Anything for my little sis.

On the Case of Australia:

Australia: Neat! I got fifth place! Can I be a guest again next year?

On the Case of Finland to Sweden:

Finland: Congratulations Sweden~! *Cue cute smile*

Sweden: *inwardly squealing and celebrating*