New York Times National Security Correspondent David Sanger sees cyber-espionage as a whole new “field of conflict” on the global stage — and that the U.S. isn’t having an open discussion about it:

"The Obama administration has pressed more leak investigations, conducted more leak investigations, launched formal inquiries, or in some cases, criminal cases, than all previous [administrations] combined. And these investigations all have a chilling effect on later stories that you do even if the later stories are on completely different subjects.

I think there’s a lot more concern inside the U.S. government right now about being found to be talking to reporters, even if you’re talking about something that is unclassified. … It’s understandably difficult to get American officials to talk about their plans for potential cyberattacks of cyberdefenses. I understand that, but it’s also very difficult to get officials to talk about our policy about using these cyberweapons as a tool of American power. And that’s what worries me, because in a healthy democracy, I think the American citizens have to be at least informed of — and maybe participate in the debate about — how we want to use these weapons since we are vulnerable to them ourselves.”

Never doubt that America’s intelligence services are ever vigilant, radical, cowabunga.

5 Attempts at Espionage That Seem Too Dumb to Be Real

#5. CIA Spies Cannot Think Up a Good Code Word

In 2011, [Lebanon’s] Hezbollah caught a break. Through a few informants, Hezbollah found that the group of spies they were looking for met with their CIA contacts at a place referred to by a single code word. That word was “pizza.” … Sure enough, when staking out [a Lebanese] Pizza Hut, Hezbollah quickly busted a meeting of double agents squealing to members of the CIA. The bust reportedly led to the capture of dozens of U.S. spies in Lebanon and the loss of its entire espionage foothold in the country. In his own words, one intelligence official admitted that they had to “fly blind” for several months on Hezbollah’s activities due to either the CIA’s laziness or their unflagging, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle levels of enthusiasm for pizza.

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Putin is everywhere, so it seems. A living metonym for Russia, Putin has lately begun to inhabit the consciousness of the West itself, literally put-in there by a kind of force. It is tempting to attribute Putin’s ubiquity to Russia’s current, and quite likely temporary, geopolitical resurgence: Putin is (in) on our minds because Putin is in (on) the news. But the truth is that Putin has been in our heads for longer than he has been making headlines. Mitt Romney saw him at an election debate with Obama. More recently, thousands have seen his likeness in the viral photograph of young man with a camera looking at Ronald Reagan during his visit to Red Square.

Perhaps Putin has always been here among us. Indeed, for all his overt appeals to Russian conservatism, a glance at the ever growing album of Putin photo-shoots shows the remarkable Western thrust of his alter-egos: Putin as Marlboro Man, bareback; Putin as Tarzan in the weeds; as Teddy Roosevelt astride a shot wild animal; as Amelia Earhart impersonating a crane; as Rambo clutching a rifle, as James Bond in a suit with a gun; as a Hell’s Angel mounting a trike; as a balding Bruce Lee, eyes, epicanthically folded by Botox and fixed on a prostrate opponent; as Maverick Mitchell (alas, in a MiG); all the way back to Adonis, wading out of the water clutching urns.

The Marlboro man is dead; Earhart is lost; there are no more Roosevelts in the White House. Putin is everywhere because it is we who have changed, and he remains: a talisman of our pasts.

Images: John Lee, Aurora Andrews, Zaq LandsbergDerrick Dent and Steven Sultan

Text: Vadim Nikitin, nostalgia editor

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Someone Else

The first time I met Marina, I was so surprised I dropped a tray of semiconductor components. They rolled across the workspace and under the tables. It took us an hour to pick them all up, crawling around on hands and knees, hardly able to take our eyes off each other.

I suppose with a hundred and thirty million people in Mexico, there are chances, but it was still uncanny to meet someone who looked almost exactly like me. People kept mistaking me for her at the factory, so lately I’ve started bleaching my hair. It’s less confusing for the others, since she works just down the line from me in the manipulator assembly.

Or, she worked. Last night they found her dead. Hit by a car on her way home just after she got off the bus.

Now, I’ve been to her place a couple of times. The way the street turns there, a car would have to jump up on the sidewalk to hit you when you get off the bus.

And who drives manual these days anyhow?

They’re treating it as suspicious.

But I know it is.

Because I’m the one who’s been sneaking components out of this drone factory for a year.

Now I’m counting the seconds until this shift ends. I have to get out of here and see the old man in the market. The one who takes my components.

He’ll know what to do.

If he’s still there.

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PICTURES THAT DON’T SEEM TO NEED ANY COMMENT
US Spy Agency Uses World Engulfing Cephalopod Logo

NROL-39 is an American reconnaissance satellite. 

Operated by someone I’d never head of (which is, I think, the way they want it) called the National Reconnaissance Office, it was launched on 6 December 2013 using an Atlas V rocket.  Apparently there was a lot of press, not to mention blog, coverage. 

It turns out that all “secret” spy satellite missions have official artwork, including a logo you can wear on your jumpsuit (if you were part of the mission).  For NROL-39 they went with an evil-looking octopus with its arms wrapped around the world, accompanied by the words, “Nothing Is Beyond Our Reach”.  

A spokesperson for the National Reconnaissance Office defended this choice:

“NROL-39 is represented by the octopus, a versatile, adaptable, and highly intelligent creature. Emblematically, enemies of the United States can be reached no matter where they choose to hide. ‘Nothing is beyond our reach’ defines this mission and the value it brings to our nation and the warfighters it supports, who serve valiantly all over the globe, protecting our nation.”

Jon Stewart had this to say:

"I feel like, at this point, our intelligence community is pretty much even owning the fact that they are getting nefarious.
Last week, the National Reconnaissance Office launched this spy satellite into orbit.  And the logo they chose for their spy rocket— this is real— a giant octopus sucking the face off North America.”

Finally, let’s look at a dead ringer for this logo, what looks to be 1950’s or 1960’s artwork:

“Know Your Communist Enemy” p.3 in Robert B. Watts (1977), “Our Freedom Documents”, The Supreme Council, Washington
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IMAGES: Official mission graphic and logo of the U.S. National Reconnaissance Office’s classified NROL-39 satellite launch from Vandenberg Air Force Base in California..

Launchpad image: United Launch Alliance/NRO via arstechnica

Source for information and quotes: USA-247 - Wikipedia

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