erik lehnsherr

mrspeggymartinelli sorulan:

Cherik! I DARE YOU (also expecting that check in the mail ;) )

  • immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on - Erik because he’s a smooth motherfucker and because he loves to publicly embarrass Charles Xavier
  • wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes - Erik except that Erik is the one who can cook fabulous pancakes and Charles is pretty mediocre at it but Erik just wants the company (they can make out while it’s cooking bc Erik doesn’t /actually/ need his hands to cook)
  • sends the other unsolicited nudes - Charles does, but instead of you know a photo on a phone, he just sends Erik telepathic messages at the most inappropriate times, so no one else will ever know 
  • brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt - Charles fucking Xavier, ladies and gentlemen; he sulks in his chair and tells Erik that one day he will kick his bloody arse 
  • comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops - Erik because he had never even seen such food until way after the war
  • blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit - Erik in that ridiculous cape of his…and he winks a lot too
  • killed the guy (also, which hid the body) - Erik killed a guy, hid the body, and flew away while Charles screamed “ERIK NOOOO” in the distance
  • wears the least clothing around the house - Erik because Charles is a grumpy old man (even when he’s 30) who is always cold and owns numerous pairs of slippers too
  • has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason - Charles literally cries over sad movies please


send me ships!

GUYS

NIGHTCRAWLER IS CANON IN THE MOVIE VERSE

AND AZAZEL WAS RECORDED DEAD IN DOFP

AND SHE DIDN’T KNOW!?

THAT MEANS THAT RAVEN AND AZAZEL DID THE DO EITHER DURING THE TIME SHE WAS WITH THE BROTHERHOOD OR AFTERWARDS

I’M GOING WITH THE PRIOR BECAUSE WHY THE HELL WOULD SHE DO THAT AFTER?

IMAGINE ERIK HEARING THE NOISES IN AZAZEL’S TENT AND WALKING IN ON THEM

CUE THE BAMF

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Erik: The glasses were empty and so were the plates, and the candle on the table set the table cloth on fire shortly after since they didn’t get it a rest for it. But it was—-

Charles: It was the most adorable thing we’d ever seen. And even if we didn’t use the spot as a date, I guess you could say the children set us up.We started dating shortly afterwards.

Erik: But they faked a serious emergency so they were grounded for a few days. Even though the gesture was….sweet in short.