I’m working as an office page at school this year instead of having a
study hall. I get to roam around the halls all period delivering passes.
Why sit and study when you can roam? And it’s easy. See, if a kid is
getting out early to go to a doctor’s appointment, the office sends him
down a pass telling him it’s okay to leave. Well, I’m the guy who
delivers the pass, which means I get to be out in the halls with no
supervision! I can go to the bathroom and the vending machines as much
as I want, and I never have to ask. I can’t even do that at home!
Then things got totally cool when I got a hold of an empty pass book.
Empty! So I wrote passes for Eric, Hyde, and Fez so we could skip out
and go to The Hub all day and play Pac-Man. (Are we wild or
what?) When I went to deliver theirs and one to this girl Misty Phillips
(who I call C-3PO since she totally looks like him with her head-gear),
I guess I got the passes mixed up and gave her the one I had written
for Eric, which said, “Reason for absence: appointment with Dr. Get Bent
Dillhole.” I thought it was hilarious. But I guess C-3PO didn’t get the
joke ’cause she totally ratted me out to the school secretary, who
stopped smoking just long enough to send me back to Study Hall. Just
goes to show you, robots have no sense of humor.