my moms on the phone with my grandma bragging about the shit my sister has done in the past few months and then she just goes “and of course the youngest has seen all her friends a lot this summer and walked the dog for me”

#cool thnx

not like i did an independent study in fucking italy through a recommendation from a prof in the classics dept, translated multiple latin texts into English, practiced my ionic Greek, wrote a 25 page paper, worked to teach myself the equivelant of Latin 4, and continued my independent linguistics research on gender and race coded language in STEM classrooms

just hanging around the house!!!!

a question a day keeps the stupid away 15

Today’s the first time since saturday (4 days ago) that I went to the gym, due to laziness and want of time. I was awarded with a charley horse in my right calf. Feels bad, man.

Anyway, find a method to express any given polynomial as a finite continued fraction. This continued fraction must be a function of the independent variable and the coefficients.

?

me writing letters is the equivelent of looking at the diary of a teenage girl character in an 80’s movie. Glitter, scented markers, shiny stickers, a very bad drawing of Anakin Skywalker, princess crayons, the basics

"HOW ABOUT I JUST GIVE YOU MY WHOLE LIFE"

WAI TNO IT’S GETTING EVEN BETTER

90 NO 80 PERCENT MAYBE 70 NO THAT’S TOO LOW MAYBE 85??

NO ED IS LAUGHING AT HER

THEY’RE BOTH SUCH DORKS

THEY’RE BOTH SUCH DORK DORK DWEEB LAMOS

THEY ARE MEANT TO BE

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CORNEIL AND BERNIE (WATCH MY CHOPS) (2004)

an animated series about an intelligent talking dog, Corneil, and his “dog-sitter”, Bernie Barges. The series was produced, written, and animated inFrance, and the English dubbing took place in London at The Sound Company studios. The series was produced by Millimages and aired in the United States on Nicktoons, in the UK on CBBC from 2004-2007 and France on France 3 of December 2003. It starred Keith Wickham, Ben Small, Dian Perry, Dan Russell and Laurence Bouvard and more recently Mark Laidman.

Why was it forgotten?: WE’VE SEEN THIS SAME THING A MILLION TIMES.

Hey here’s an easy plot for a show for ya; you take some kind of animal with above-average or genius level intelligence, you stick him with a slow witted buffoon or age-equivelant and you’ve got yourself one heck of a comedy recipe there!

One that tastes like aged gruel that you add water to and microwave it back to life.

I kind of got lost in that metaphor but that happens to you when you watch a show as devoid of any creative thought as this.

The only way I could try to describe this show is if you made Family Guy about 80% family friendly. I say 80% because the show is filled with a lot of questionable plot lines, morals, characters, and circumstances.

Mainly thanks to the title character, Bernie who is a stupid, stupid kid that makes poor decisions, and makes trouble for other people.

I guess I can’t fault the writers for making a realistic portrayal of a teenage boy but it’s still a pain in the ass to watch, especially when Corneil ends up having to either bail Bernie out of trouble or ends up taking some manner of heat for his crap.

I hate this trope in cartoons. People shouldn’t suffer because another character is a blithering idiot.

Sometimes it can be funny but it takes the right amount of cartoony mayhem and slapstick antics for it to work. And this show doesn’t have that.

It doesn’t have a very good art style either.

Good lord, this show is BUTT UGLY.

TRIVIA

  • Mill Creek Entertainment released the complete series on DVD in Region 1 on 18 March 2008. This release has been discontinued and is now out of print.
  • This show was animated, produced, written and directed in Paris. Then, after every episode, every episode was taken to London to begin the English voice acting.
  • Both Wickham and Small, voice artists for the titular characters, would perform various voice roles in the Hit Entertainment CGI series of Thomas & Friends.

CLOSING THOUGHTS

What a piece of junk.

I wish I had more to say but unfortunately I don’t.

Let’s leave it be

guys i’m leaving school with pretty good results yay!

i got 3 a*’s in cie english language and textiles, and a distinction (basically the equivelant of an a/a*) in health and social care

3 a’s in maths, english literature and philosophy and ethics (i was a little disappointed about the last once because my target was an a* but oh well!)

2 b’s in both history and aqa english language

1 c in art, and an equivalent of a c in the sciences

i failed ict but oh well

i really hope all of you guys got what you wanted in your exams!

Hyrule Warriors to get a Japanese stream this Thursday

In celebration of the upcoming release of Hyrule Warriors, Nintendo has announced that NicoNico, the Japanese equivelent of YouTube, will be hosting a second themed livestream. While the entire stream is likely to be entirely in Japanese, it may provide a good look at some currently uncovered details of the upcoming title.

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